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@nojokesaside.bsky.social

My halo sits way low, it feels like it’s bent.

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That kinda “innovation” from white people is exactly how the plague started.

23.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine being so gross you get taken to court over smh lmao.

23.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh wait, there’s more. BBC chose not to bleep out the slur even as they did bleep out a reference to Palestine 🤬🤬🤬

23.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 371    🔁 120    💬 3    📌 23

Lmaooooooooo being white so ass man cuz this was funny but I’ll still beat yo ass bout it. Stfu

23.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 37    🔁 10    💬 6    📌 0
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Yup

21.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chicago pizza is wayyy better than Detroit pizza lol.

20.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get off our dicks.

20.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 27    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 2

This is open all the windows in the house weather😌

19.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I needed to know.

19.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🧵

17.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84 “Our father was a servant leader — not only to our family, but to the oppressed, the voiceless, and the overlooked around the world,” the Jackson family said in a statement Tuesday.

BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.

17.02.2026 09:36 — 👍 1545    🔁 910    💬 52    📌 269
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Barack and Michelle Obama received a standing ovation at the NBA All-Star Game—Happy Black History Month 🙏🏾

16.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 6403    🔁 1295    💬 164    📌 65

Just for the love of the game. Fucking psycho lol

16.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

We are getting basketball in the NBA all star game

16.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, this shit is entertaining lol.

15.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 14929    🔁 5409    💬 24    📌 44
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kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone . ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
15.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Fraternal trim”?? Is it not Sunday where you are? Smh lol

15.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

They got that ‘80s/‘90s “babyfication” cartoon block representing too! Thanks for the heads up @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social!

15.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 4    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

I finally have a reason to download Tubi.

15.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YEARNING lmaoooo

15.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KP cooked the fuck outta Natisha smh lmao

14.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Damn Stud Budz ain’t score at all in the 1 on 1 tournament??

14.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

skskskskskssksk

14.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Cordial. Easy lol

14.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's particularly disappointing about Stephen A Smith... He has such a vast platform he is so resourced ... he could LITERALLY invite luminaries, public educators, researchers, scholars and just let them inform

He could actually be of use... but he chooses to be useless

13.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 118    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 3

Me not listening to the demands of the cartel because I don't have a DVD player

12.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1023    🔁 109    💬 47    📌 3
11.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

70 degrees next weekend? Punxsutawney Phil full of shit smh lol.

10.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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