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oomfies i’ve been so inactive how is college and school and life and work going

both of them were 40yo men and i was like erm. thank you! i know they mean well it’s just interesting that old people don’t have the same boundaries

today i had TWO of my coworkers mention my weight loss despite me actually gaining 3lbs since the last time i saw them. maybe the scale isn’t always accurate clearly im doing something right

thank u oomf but unfortunately she plans on drinking all of it or using it in recipes bc it’s “better” than regular milk. i’ve tired myself out trying to keep her alive

and she never gives me advance warning like if you have a doctors appointment at 10:30 TELL ME BEFORE SO I CAN SHOWER AND MENTALLY PREPARE why would you wake me up at 10am and tell me to take you

for the third day in a row my mother has woken me up early in the morning to ask me to do something and im losing it im fucking losing it. i’m woken up by her screaming and yesterday she asked me to drive 4 hours and i genuinely almost kms

i’m about to go total psycho crazy like i actually started tweaking

anyone else get really annoyed when your stomach starts bubbling and moving around and making noises and shit?!?!!??!?! why is digestion so uncomfortable

one time this kept happening during our FINAL EXAM and i couldn’t stop laughing bc my friend was next to me so everybody knew

no she knows she’s just gone a little insane lately. she took my sister to a “doctor” and came back with paperwork saying she should avoid all wifi bc radiation

she asked me to go grab a milk so i was like “might it be the one that says NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION”

came home and my mom has FOUR i repeat 4 gallons of raw milk in our fridge. is this why im like this

i inhale that shit like it’s the elixir of life

i must not be left around ANY quantity of mango juice

a man is standing in front of a crowd with his hands in the air and a microphone in his mouth . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd with his hands in the air and a microphone in his mouth .

it’s insane i’ve been in it for so long. im losing my MARBLES

i had a fucking nightmare about my ROOMMATES and it felt so real

a man sits at a desk in front of a white board that says ' a ' on it ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a white board that says ' a ' on it

i’m so sick of myself and everybody around me

i need to get out of the fucking 160-170 curse

like if you bring up a certain sociopolitical opinion and then i disagree and provide my thoughts but you proceed to just be condescending instead of providing reasoning with evidence. ur stupid and need to go open scholar:google. never come to a sword fight with a hammer

i fucking HATE when im discussing something with a man and they try to make me look stupid

also it’s such an insane concept to me like ive seen countless guys and thought their friend was cuter but just moved on. bc im normal and would never message someone dumb shit like that . im kms

how am i always people’s last choice even on MY dating profile. it’s such a huge self esteem killer the first time it happened i was like haha lol and now i feel fucking atrocious

me when men like me on hinge/bumble only to message that my friends are hot

formal review by my roomie

i assumed u needed breading but i guess the egg binds it together and it makes a rlly yummy crust exterior without breadcrumbs/flour/extra carbs

it sounds wack but TRUST ME mix one can of chicken breast with an egg and some shredded cheese, bake/airfry for 20mins at 400F. it’s ~ 500cal for a huge portion and so filling and lots of protein with minimal carbs

i made chicken fries (no breading) and they were low cal and fucking delicious

a close up of a monkey with a oxygen mask on its face . ALT: a close up of a monkey with a oxygen mask on its face .

IM TRYINGGG he already gave me a 1 day extension so i CANNOT be late

do not starve and then get hammered on pina coladas. u will poop water