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18.07.2023 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹ I have one recommendation as a side dressing but I am going to keep it to myself

30.05.2023 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am: a 25 year old male
In search of: a politician who will make air travel not shitty

30.05.2023 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good evening sir ๐Ÿซก

28.05.2023 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good evening bluesky I hope everybody had a great day yesterday and today, I spent it in a Spanish hospital and then at the airport

28.05.2023 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m fuckin trashed viva espaรฑa
Except for what they did to the global south I guess

26.05.2023 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thesix.bsky.social @ceviche.bsky.social not a pizza in the world that doesnโ€™t get better with Ranchโ„ข๏ธ

26.05.2023 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sorry boss, the future is now

26.05.2023 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*bell rings*
Itโ€™s lunchtime!
I know @eustace.link
@crawlor.bsky.social
@col.bsky.social are sitting with us!
My sis @itsmethehbic.bsky.social is SAT.
@thesix.bsky.social is bringing the bugles
@ranch.bsky.social is bringing the ranch

Are you sat?! What are you bringing to the lunch table ?!

26.05.2023 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 26.05.2023 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Quincy Adams clears, unfortunately

26.05.2023 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thedevil.bsky.social I hope u being the head of state down there doesnโ€™t count ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.05.2023 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are good things about America (the natural parks, diversity of its people, Tex-Mex food) but its city planning around being car-centric is not one of them. Walking around Madrid, on the other hand, is so satisfying

26.05.2023 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Has anyone done this yet

25.05.2023 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Small world, my family immigrated to Virginia when I was a kid :)

26.05.2023 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heyo, from NJ moving down to GA for work soon, wbu?
Also, huge fan of the food themed name ceviche was an excellent choice โ˜บ๏ธ

26.05.2023 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

owning the libs by letting a narcissistic billionaire surgically implant a chip in my brain to control my thoughts

26.05.2023 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck stay strong ๐Ÿซก

26.05.2023 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Devastating blow tbh

26.05.2023 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to stop fighting the battle and live in harmony with our insect friends, but they unfortunately scare me so much. Anybody have tips other than immersion therapy bc that is a hard no

26.05.2023 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ranch will always be available to those who need it the most ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซก

26.05.2023 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It kind of feels like a deal was always gonna show up last minute, and will be celebrated as a bipartisan policy win but will ultimately lead to our lives getting worse in some way and this problem showing up again soon

26.05.2023 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning boss ๐Ÿซก absolutely great community on here so far

26.05.2023 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I can agree with that, fishing for anything other than sustenance depending on where you live in the world is ridiculous. Productive discussion here, Iโ€™m officially on board with talking to these weirdos ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซก

26.05.2023 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh also separately, this:

26.05.2023 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no itโ€™s ok my dad is alive and well. My issue with koalas is that they scream so much, they rape without conscience, and they have the smallest brain to skull ratio of any animal known. Theyโ€™re just mean. I donโ€™t mind sleepy bois, I think sloths are exceptional, I just need koalas to be better

26.05.2023 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t say I also donโ€™t have bad takes Iโ€™m doing my best

26.05.2023 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair but do we want to understand dolphin cognition, they are evil. If koalas were smart enough, they would be evil too. Scary stuff

26.05.2023 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

26.05.2023 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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