Wes Stressed for Less

I would rather have all day McDonald's breakfast than all day McDonald's regular menu

Seeing cogs of the imperial core posting "political violence has no place in our society" almost two years into a genocide they've been aiding and abetting. Man, fuck you.

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE YOU GAVE ME A COOKIE, I GAVE YOU A COOKIE YOU GAVE ME A COOKIE, GAVE YOU COOKIE GAVE ME COOKIE, GOT YOU COOKIE! YOU GAVE ME COOKIE, I GOT YOU COOKIE, MAN! GAVE ME COOKIE, GOT YOU COOKIE!

In this house we believe

If nobody gets this joke I'm going to be so sad

new sexuality! it's called barlo! where you are sexually attracted to bees! (*^_^*) yes its real ;-; the slur against these ppl is kaan, please dont say it if your not barlo

All the bees in the band want a valentine from a barlo girl

Words With Friends bottom row spells "dirty" and the tray spells "boy tide"

Cat sat on my back

Bent over to fix the curtain and I'm a table now

Twitter user @godgaqueen posting Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video with the caption: "This was supposed to be her Espresso."

Genuinely the funniest thing I've seen today

Twitter user @KillingSwiftly trying to mock Sabrina Carpenter and it's just the gayest tracklist you've ever heard: "Apparently this is Sabrina's upcoming album's tracklist: 1. Manchild 2. Vulgar 3. Ready to fuck 4. Serving Pussy 5. Onlyfans baby 6. Fuckable 7. BDSM 8. Your slave 9. Pet me 10. Vagina from China 11. 6+9 12. Take me back to the 1950s"

She's only doing it for the male gays smh 😔

The soap dispenser at this place has a severe case of premature ejaculation

Trying to leave for a kickball practice/pool party/tea dance and am losing my mind a little because that feels like 3 (at least 2) very distinct outfits when it's 60 degrees out

Oh hell yeah! Like stay stay??

Not on purpose 😭

Straight Boston is such an interesting place

Twitter user @ashlynnwolfxxx replying to @Reese__P on 27 Jan 2023: "Haily Joel Osment begs to eat it in the champagne room and also does not tip"

I don't think about Haley Joel Osment very often, but when I do, I think of this tweet

It's come to my attention that I buy more from my local grocery store than I sell to it. This trade deficit will not stand, so I will be charging myself a 50% fee on everything I buy from them until they start buying more things from me or I start growing and processing my own food. I am very smart.

"Psycho killer, tough to say" or whatever David Bowie says

Why does it feel like 2019-2020 was five years but 2020-2025 was only one year?

Because that's where we took you both times last season

Wisconsin voted for Trump, Minnesota didn't. Leave us out of this

Why is there no grand piano emoji? Also why is there no smooshed smiley face emoji (like as if smooshed below a falling grand piano, for instance)?

They're so good though

Been watching Pop Culture Jeopardy and I will say the more Collin Jost looks truly tired of doing this the more bearable he becomes

Maybe he's like guiding/pulling?

I always figured it was in a kind of "back that ass up" kind of way

apologies to my followers but I love to fight omg

this absolutely rules

All my life I've been thinking the lyric was "BACK it up" so my brain has been reeling under this new information

"I like the way you work it, no diggity, I gotta BAG it up" ???