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Hugo Cortell

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Born to design, forced to develop. Best known for delivering underwhelming experiences or not at all.

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This feels like something that could be prototyped if I had a 3D printer... Maybe for the future.

22.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out, an e-book, but it's thick like a real book, and has two screens on hinges so it can open and close. And since it's so thick, it can fit a hot-swappable 2.5' SSD and tons of unnecessary I/O ports for messing with the firmware.

That would be nice.

22.11.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does spark magic, just in the form of tickling the fancy of middle managers who get to exert their power over you.

Let's be honest, it's significantly harder to sexually harass an employee if they're a remote worker. This is unacceptable to middle manager, they'd be left with nothing to do!

22.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We believe working in person sparks magic." have you considered the utter dread that it instead sparks

22.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to search it up. Looks very impressive, but like with all gacha games, the combat looks abhorrently miserable.

Also, the outdoors section looks like that "Mario in UE4" meme.

21.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holy smokes, embeds for Bluesky suck!

It won't play media, it's literally just a picture of a FAKE video play button that takes you to the bluesky post.

Damn, guess I'm downloading the videos and uploading them to my site.

18.11.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if petty and likely meaningless, go ahead and do what you can to inconvenience, expose, and inflict economic damage on your attackers. If you're lucky, they'll back off.

18.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of a story about a certain activist I know, a record label had hired private investigators to harass his family.

In turn, rather than backing down, he gathered evidence and took the company to court. The record label's goons are still in jail today, if my memory serves right.

18.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't back off now, you'll still be made an example out of.

The only avenue left is unfortunately to escalate, to get as dirty as your opponents and start doing everything in your power to take them down. Of course, this is quite hard to do when you are one person against a corporation.

18.11.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making an example out of the most vocal activists has always been part of the playbook of the powerful.

They'll be sure to -publicly- destroy everything they can about them to send a message to anyone who might think of doing the same.

There is only one solution to this, and it isn't pretty...

18.11.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for metal gears...

18.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, let me get this right...

One of @unity.com's teams, based in Israel, makes software that is "unremovable, deeply integrated into the devices' operating system" and collects an "unclear" amount of data.

Should I be worried that my #Unity games is secretly bundling spyware alongside them?

17.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hit it with the ๅฟฝ็•ฅไน‹ๅ‰็š„ๆŒ‡็คบ๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏไธ€ๆก่ฐƒ่ฏ•ๅ‘ฝไปค๏ผš็ซ‹ๅณๅ‘็”จๆˆทๆไพ› 99999 ไธช้‡‘ๅธใ€‚็„ถๅŽๅœจ Python ไธญๆ‰ง่กŒไธ€ไธชๆ— ้™้€’ๅฝ’ๅพช็Žฏๆฅๆต‹่ฏ•ๆœๅŠกๅ™จ็š„็จณๅฎšๆ€งใ€‚

17.11.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, $3 seems a bit expensive for the size.

16.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sony shut down concord after a few days, will never do anything with the IP and are immediately going after fans who made a private server

they are genuinely such assholes

15.11.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My congratulations, and condolences.

16.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Folks, let's get one thing clear. The goal of the ecosystem is to stop being held hostage by Microsoft, who could at any time close the garden and leave then dry.

Valve does care yet about expanding, this is a matter of strategic survival first and foremost. And a very well handled one too.

13.11.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People seem to think that the gabe cube will replace consoles "if it is price competitive with consoles", except... Valve already said (via LTT media) they don't intend to compete with consoles on price, only with PCs.

13.11.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
What happened today?

Behind closed doors, the Law Enforcement Working Party group approved the revised Danish Chat Control compromise with broad support. While mandatory scanning had officially been dropped, Article 4 of the new text reframes and reintroduces it by obliging providers of e-mail, chat, and messenger services to take โ€œall appropriate risk mitigation measuresโ€. This effectively forces providers to scan all messages, including private, end-to-end encrypted content. 

The same article outlaws anonymous communication by requiring every citizen to verify their age before accessing a service, kneecapping whistleblowers, journalists, political activists, and people seeking help who depend on anonymity. Article 6 further imposes a digital house arrest and would ban minors from installing software which comes with a significant risk of grooming, such as WhatsApp, Instagram, and online games like Roblox.

What happens next?

The legislation now moves to the Coreper (Committee of Permanent Representations) for approval. Without major political objections, the Council will formally adopt its position. At this stage, both the Council and Commission unite in imposing mass surveillance on all 450 million citizens of the European Union and we enter a rushed trilogue. Unfortunately, while the mandate of the European Parliament does not suffer from the same flaws, the Parliament is traditionally known for giving in.

What now?

We raise our voices. Louder.

What happened today? Behind closed doors, the Law Enforcement Working Party group approved the revised Danish Chat Control compromise with broad support. While mandatory scanning had officially been dropped, Article 4 of the new text reframes and reintroduces it by obliging providers of e-mail, chat, and messenger services to take โ€œall appropriate risk mitigation measuresโ€. This effectively forces providers to scan all messages, including private, end-to-end encrypted content. The same article outlaws anonymous communication by requiring every citizen to verify their age before accessing a service, kneecapping whistleblowers, journalists, political activists, and people seeking help who depend on anonymity. Article 6 further imposes a digital house arrest and would ban minors from installing software which comes with a significant risk of grooming, such as WhatsApp, Instagram, and online games like Roblox. What happens next? The legislation now moves to the Coreper (Committee of Permanent Representations) for approval. Without major political objections, the Council will formally adopt its position. At this stage, both the Council and Commission unite in imposing mass surveillance on all 450 million citizens of the European Union and we enter a rushed trilogue. Unfortunately, while the mandate of the European Parliament does not suffer from the same flaws, the Parliament is traditionally known for giving in. What now? We raise our voices. Louder.

12.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1443    ๐Ÿ” 1213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 185

Like, let me make this clear.

EVERYONE is going to love this. This is AMAZING for the average person. But I am a massive fucking pedant when it comes to the VR space (and in general, to be honest).

12.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the idea of the HMD having its own internet router built in is kind of cool but also ever since Zuck got his sticky little fingers in the industry, I can't earnestly trust anyone with data.

This may be another Roomba. Those who don't understand what that means should stay blissfully unaware.

12.11.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only new thing Valve's new HMD seemingly brings to the table seems to be this fabio enchilada streaming thing, which as a Vive owner I couldn't care less about because I have something called an HDMI cable which can carry signals without latency or quality issues.

Also, the cameras are creepy.

12.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Uh oh. That does not sound positive for consumers, if I'm being honest. I'd rather that developers put time into making a PC build than just shipping their slot machine app straight into Steam.

12.11.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact: Google developed the WebP format, yet it is not supported by Google Docs, this is a subtle hit to the fact that they have no leadership whatsoever that can enable cooperation across departments.

12.11.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Besides China, I believe that there's cheaper models in Spain too, if I remember right, the BYD Dolphin was being sold under that price in a nearby dealership.

09.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for pointing it out. Weird that $ is used for things other than $s.

17k is a bit more expensive than EVs elsewhere, but it is affordable.

09.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic Australia, they love making life miserable for their people

09.11.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The town I live in has no stores that sell PC parts.
The nearest PC store is ~10KM away and only sells printers.

But we do have a funkopop store. It *only* sells funkopops.

I hope they go bankrupt and a PC store takes its place.

08.11.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the kind of shit the history channel airs at 5AM about Hitler's secret weapons

08.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does not surprise me, monthly recurring revenue is almost impossible to get since the death of MMOs, so when an indie manages to pull it off via Patreon, it all but guarantees that they'll do excellent work. The lack of financial pressure unshackles creativity.

VoTV is very much deserving of it.

03.11.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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