Well this is depressing and familiar >>
I scored 90% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Test yourself here www.higpfy.co.uk
@stohelit.bsky.social
I’m a twitch streamer! I’m the bestest beetle. https://twitch.tv/sto_helit
Well this is depressing and familiar >>
I scored 90% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Test yourself here www.higpfy.co.uk
This is, in every possible sense, me.
thedailytism.com/audhd-womans...
PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
31.10.2025 13:43 — 👍 242 🔁 60 💬 9 📌 1A really good way to make your dream of having to do sumo come real.
18.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Um actually, this isn’t funny; White Houses only do this when they’re very distressed or in pain
01.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Accidentally woke my computer up, now it won’t stop posting on tumblr.
18.08.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Scrutiny" - a person with a mouthful of Caesar salad, describing its qualities
08.08.2025 10:24 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Guy I didn’t want to see this the first time
23.06.2025 18:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m going to attend! Join us.
09.06.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0… no comment
03.06.2025 12:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The man remains truly excellent and this is going to be amazing
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/sir-...
The amazing detail in this story is this lad's neighbour frantically whistling to try and draw the ship's attention to the dangerous local hazard known as [checks notes] Norway.
If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.
Please, PLEASE let this turn into actual action.
19.05.2025 18:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post.
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
13.03.2025 10:10 — 👍 292 🔁 89 💬 10 📌 11Kiwi stalks his prey.
13.05.2025 21:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiwi, a green and yellow budgie, sits on a red & white striped hot water bottle, inside a transparent travel cage. He looks happy and comfortable, evidence by a mighty forehead floof.
This is a Kiwi the Budgie fan account now.
12.05.2025 13:01 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Here is Kiwi the budgie, deciding to become a jam.
10.05.2025 15:59 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Amendment to alt text — this demo is in London, not Edinburgh.
18.04.2025 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A poster advertising a demonstration in Edinburgh. The image shows the raised power fist in trans flag colours. The text reads, Emergency Demo; Trans Liberation. 1pm Sat 19 April, Parliament Square. Below the details are the logos of organisations involved.
Go to your local demo.
18.04.2025 08:19 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I got into Harry Potter as a teen before it blew up - my mom was a librarian and gave me the first one to read
I loved them for a long time
JK Rowling is a fascist TERF who wants to kill my friends and she and the entire series can go to hell, she’ll never see a cent from me again
I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
17.03.2025 01:49 — 👍 4271 🔁 1179 💬 19 📌 4(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
07.08.2023 06:38 — 👍 12627 🔁 3221 💬 48 📌 79well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
07.03.2025 00:30 — 👍 14117 🔁 4693 💬 67 📌 177@smallant.live I think my budgie, Kiwi, is your biggest fan. He sits and chats to you when I watch your vods!
23.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did a thing.
22.02.2025 11:01 — 👍 80 🔁 24 💬 11 📌 10Hey friends! 🇺🇸
Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬
Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us!
We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!!
(UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅)
⬜️
In a quiet carriage on a train, got my amp, uke and suit in my bag, off to do a podcast I like then roadtest bits for my new tour show and I’m reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Timequake, which exhorts readers to notice when things are good:
“Well, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is”.
This is nice.
I would really like to talk to someone who works at Dropout on the production / acquisitions side - if anyone has any leads on who I should speak to, DM me!
05.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Turns out Kiwi the budgie is a huge @smallant.live fan!
05.02.2025 08:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Important to note that a velociraptor is a type of vectorraptor. You’d need to ensure your distanceraptor also has direction; otherwise a distanceraptor is a scalarraptor (which may or may not be a scaly raptor).
03.02.2025 13:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0