The D stands for Disappointment

A lime green felt background with a hand embroidered grass Snake head turned to the left with its tongue out .

"Grass Snake"
Hand embroidery thread painting artwork
#StunDay #embroidery #NationalSerpentDay #WildlifeArt

A small, fluffy, black cat is very close to the camera. She is looking slightly down and to the left.

An enormous black cat is sitting next to me. My hand is under his throat, rubbing both cheeks at the same time. His eyes are closed and his whiskers are forward in bliss.

Ripley and Bruce Banner support your acquisition of a mini panther and wish you both well.

A multicolored quilt made of of scraps with the words WE KNOW WHAT WE SAW staggered down it with a large beautiful eye centered between the words. The eye has a rainbow camera aperture as the iris. It is quilted densely.

Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.

"I don't understand Bad Bunny because I don't speak Spanish >:("

Well you thought "Born In The USA" was a patriotic anthem even though The Boss sings it in English. I don't think the language barrier is what's holding you back buddy.

It’s 8 x 6.3 x 12.7cm. I reckon he could wear The Bracelet as a belt.

Oh no. Oh fuck. Oh god.

every hack you see online, your grandma already knows. she knows all the secret best ways to do everything. it's nanatechnology

If I were a billionaire, I'd spend my money on things like hiring someone to write a novel with these characters from a 1924 letter about art dealers in Paris (please someone write a novel with these characters from a 1924 letter about art dealers in Paris especially the plucky stenographer!)

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Bruce Banner was so horrified the first time he saw me getting undressed that he ran off for 48 hours. He’s used to it now (so long as I don’t get too flappy) but I have no idea what he’s actually thinking.

Ooh, I’ll check the ingredients! I have no dietary allergies or sensitivities that I know of, but this is the first time I’ve eaten anything branded as low calorie for literally years so 🤷🏻‍♀️

How can one 3” square vaguely chocolate, vaguely edible, overpriced symptom of diet culture, create So Much Gas?

In ongoing Digestive Issues, I tried a Fibre One chocolate brownie last night. It was…tolerable, and not so nice I wanted more.

2 hours later I started regretting it. I am still regretting it today. Ripley refused to sleep under the duvet last night. Elsa has fled my lap this morning.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Oh, sorry. I thought it was the lesser-known sequel to Con Air.

Lol contrain

I'M WRITING THIS FAIRLY BIG BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

A fluffy black cat is asleep in my lap. You can see a tuft of her paler finery-grey armpit hair, a front paw, and the side of her face. She is delightfully warm and the softest cat I’ve ever touched. Her timing, however, sucks.

I am out of coffee and on 7% phone battery.

Capybara Science

Ah, my D is just a Tribute 😁

(This would have been my roller derby name, had I not realised that middle age and chronic fatigue do not play well with high energy sports)

Various drawings of black cats with yellow eyes. Don't forget to be a little weirdo today.

Amazing. Thank you!

Ok but what is shitposter heaven and how do I find it?

Februarys and Tuesdays are awful. Tuesdays in February are the worst.

Photo of a “which buildings are here” sign from the Open University. I say “buildings”, but it also includes locations of a couple of car parks, a spur, and a bear. Yes, a bear. “Mulberry Bear” is 6th on the list and in a noticeably larger font than the others.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

I might need to draw Horse Synchronised Swimming.