dambit beat me to the joke
16.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@playe.bsky.social
one man's quest to collect every endoom screen ever created
dambit beat me to the joke
16.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Look at ya, hacker: a hogswaddled varmint of meat and bone, hootin' and hollerin' as you mosey down these here corridors. How y'reckon you going to quick draw on this here perfect, immortal machine?"
11.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thesis: the great man theory of history
antithesis: historical materialism
synthesis: the one disgusting rich creep theory of history
by directing the smaller biped in front of it what to put in
01.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is who runs this account
01.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's technically a titlepic but ill allow it. from www.doomworld.com/idgames/leve...
14.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jennifer goverment
10.01.2026 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am truely sorry for your lots
08.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damnit!
02.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my new year's resolution is to quit fuckin' swearing
02.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0can't wait for the hideous destructor crossover
02.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shadrach lays on a human. The shadow of the trapped humans cell phone is present bottom right.
26.12.2025 22:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NOW ENTER THE FORCE OF YOUR BREAK. YOU HAVE ENTERED 'FEATHER TOUCH' I RECOMMEND 'POWER DRIVE'
12.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0TABERNAC
19.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember that from....*checks notes* oh god 5 years ago?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgs...
15.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i did this unbeknownst to a friend i was setting it up for and used my name as a bot and later he was like "how'd you join my offline game?!"
30.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't worry I'm sure he didn't feel it
30.10.2025 06:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going through old files again. Enjoy!
19.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0TRUMP: These are some bad folks, ok? They're backtracking into hallways, they're getting the agents one at a time, they're saying you can't surround me on eight squares, and that's what's happening. And they're engraving Elbereth right on the floor and they're being very nasty about it.
25.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0finally
23.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0where the hell are news writers finding these people
20.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm going to steal "rotate PEMDAS in the mind palace" and use that from now on
09.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0have i got good news for you
09.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A species of bumblebee, possibly the unfortuneately named "Crotch's bee" clings to the side of a langstroth hive box
02.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(solemnly) You've had mail.
30.09.2025 19:43 — 👍 6875 🔁 2868 💬 110 📌 392The t-virus well, we've heard from our friends at umbrella it's got results. It's good, what they've put into us. It might seem not good, with the rotting flesh, but that's, they told me that's temporary, it's going down. It's not so bad. You get a little itchy, a little tasty
23.09.2025 07:00 — 👍 113 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0rita repulsa emerges and has to wait several hours for ten thousand years worth of updates
18.09.2025 16:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0it also has to play that music too
13.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0