rena🖤

The Big, Beautiful Bill assigns each American a billionaire who will live the American dream for you. You can check in on your billionaire at intervals and see how he is using your money. Maybe he's building a 19th pool. Maybe he's buying himself some formerly public land! Maybe he's taking a Supreme Court justice on a dream vacation! Maybe he is reupholstering the Statue of Liberty to hide the poem.

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

#copyediting

No, we're not calling it Alligator Alcatraz.

It's a Florida concentration camp.

just for 12 hours. I’ll be back telling Naz!s to eat shit soon

told a nazi to off themselves on twitter and now im banned but this is okay???

I want the t-shirts, the posters, the sepia prints, the velvet portrait, the trapper keepers, the lunch boxes, the I-phone covers.

Rep @algreen.house.gov is an American patriot.

it’s gonna be so funny if hell is real and all the republicans are there together

Gillian Anderson

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

Hey real quick, what the fuck??

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

me 5 days into this presidency

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

I think about this Erykah Badu clip a lot. If any friendly aliens are reading this, you can pick me up anytime now. I am READY!

First to be deported are criminals says the 34 count convicted felon.

This was mine😭😭

I need y’all to know that I love Janine and Gregory but THIS is my Abbott ship

Screenshot of Associated Press article stating Trump’s inauguration will be moved indoors due to forecasted frigid temperatures

the people who want to forcibly take over Canada are moving an event indoors because it is -6C outside. lol. lmao, even.

We’re all human beings❤️

Olivia Benson’s look in Burned is god tier. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Sometimes you use a pen that turns out to write way better than you thought it would and oh man that’s the good stuff

Thank you!!

hey. so. i hate this.

Wait I must’ve missed something what’s Rollins doing here?

THE JAWLINE ONLY

should i watch this, besties? i’m not trying to be devastated

svu’s one saving grace for me rn is Olivia Benson being FINE as hell. i’m here for the jawline and the jawline only