Brent Wyrick

I made a joke about the metaphors being heavy-handed yesterday, but this somehow encapsulates everything. The president is wrecking a structure he does not understand and does not appreciate and does not value to build something ugly and self-serving in its place.

Every summer, the Sickos Committee celebrates non-NCAA collegiate championships from all sorts of sports and competitions.

Here's Part 1, which includes Ballroom Dance (Minnesota), Crop Judging (Kansas State), and Hurling (Purdue).

Let us know what your school won down below!

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In Trump America, Kennedys kill you

Trump thinks that his in-your-face racism will distract you from the Epstein files.

These are the flailings of a guilty man.

Can confirm this email is authentic — and about nothing in it is true.

Social Security income is still taxed. This bill does nothing to change that.

It’s willful disinformation on the part of SSA. It’s a lie.

I told you we’d be back

Not long but you might to deal with an upset Matt Damon when you get there.

Oh Hai, was married for 25 years and paid more than my share of taxes probably.

1. RFK Jr. is a grifter with a fraudulent charity.
2. Autism is hereditary and RFK Jr. preys on innocent parents who have have not learned that yet.
3. RFK Jr. is a danger to the general public's health and HHS.

if nothing else credit to cory booker for the longest speech a stanford guy has ever given without announcing a product that will doom us all

Massive breach of Elon Musk's X allegedly leaks over 200 million users' email addresses Billions of X accounts could be affected overall

mashable.com/article/elon...

Per Mashable, The bird site has been breached. Doesn't look like an April Fools Joke either.

Everything you say to your Echo will be sent to Amazon starting on March 28 Amazon is killing a privacy feature to bolster Alexa+, the new subscription assistant.

Read this: "In an email sent to customers today, Amazon said that Echo users will no longer be able to set their devices to process Alexa requests locally and, therefore, avoid sending voice recordings to Amazon’s cloud." arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

This is for @gtconway.bsky.social

Five things I did last week.

1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

Five things I did last week.
1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant.
*Please ask Grimes about this.

What are thoooooose?

Nailed it

What are the chances all the federal data is being fed into Grok

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Elon Musk's Friends Have Infiltrated Another Government Agency Elon Musk’s former employees are trying to use White House credentials to access General Services Administration tech, giving them the potential to remote into laptops, read emails, and more, sources ...

NEW: Elon Musk's friends have infiltrated another government agency, and they're trying to use White House credentials to access General Services Administration tech, giving them the potential to remote into laptops, read emails, and more, sources say: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

I mean it’s not technically. It’s a potential takeover target for a botnet. CISA put out a government warning and then Trump happened and the issue died. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Here is what everyday Germans had to say about Musk

4 Charged in String of Burglaries at Luxury Homes in Ohio The defendants, all from Chile, are accused of participating in a South American crime group targeting multimillion-dollar homes, the authorities said. One of them appeared to belong to the Cincinnati...

Four Chilean men were arrested in connection with a string of burglaries at multimillion-dollar homes in Ohio after a traffic stop in which the authorities found what appeared to be items taken from the residence of the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow.

East bound and down

I BET DEI DID THIS

Just a reminder that our soon-to-be Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, has been a member of a bizarre pseudo-Hindu anti-LGBTQ cult since childhood, and remains active in it today. Thread 1/11

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post Democracy can't function without a free press

Ann Telnaes, who has worked at The Washington Post as an editorial cartoonist since 2008, says her cartoon criticizing billions currying favor with Trump was spiked — and now she has quit the paper

Q: Why is Costco closed on New Year's Day?

A: January 1 is the traditional day on which Costco employees harvest all of the hot dogs for the year from the vast Costco wiener farms. Hundreds of thousands of wiener shrubs will be stripped bare in this celebration of bounty.

To further the point, misfits and weirdos is an insulting way to say neurodivergent.

Healthy is the wrong word here I think. The word you're looking for is neurotypical.