Blackmarch

DANG IT

*Cheers*

Wait.

HALO.

You play a white male with blue eyes who was made into a child soldier by an explicitly fascist government (to assassinate small space polity leadership), who then has to turn his skills to fighting aliens instead, making it all worth it.

You're a Spartan. That's very on the nose.

Seriously. What a bunch of joyless losers.

The 'Left Behind' series, written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins? As well as the Movies/Books/Miniseries?

I wouldn't say that it has broad appeal. But, having been forced to read it as a young man, along with many other people I know, maybe it had more sway than I know?

Glad to see you, Sky.

The rail demands to be ridden.

Oh, god, was he messing with Adventure Time too!?

No! No!!

My childhood!

Sounds bad. But, well. Fuck it. We didn't start the fire.

Damn it, Billy Joel...

This do be one of those 'don't you just wanna go apeshit' moments in history, innit

I, personally, don't think he's annoying. To be fair, I'm not much of a poster. Or a poaster. I just watch most of the time. But, even if I *did* think that, I wouldn't say it. Why bring it up?

Posting bushido time. This man fights fascism He is my friend.

Some people have no priorities.

...I was not the first one to say this, and I apologize.

About when the last people who remember the last big crises move on. Yeh.

I'm sorry, man. This is fucked up.

I appreciate everything you've done. It mattered. And it matters.

The lion does not concern himself with poasts.

But who would buy it? The loser stink is in the walls.

Remember the Trump Goat the Evangelicals gifted to him when he won? A golden goat, covered in fake trump bills? And a 'We love you' plaque at the base?

How is that NOT welcoming the Anti-Christ!?

Fuck their confederate statues too. Fuck their 'heritage'. Turn them into gravel and use them as construction materials for a park or something.

Glory to the martyrs who defend the Republic.

The best that can be said is that, if there are any good journalists still in there, they might be looking for a new job in telling the truth. Maybe.

Cold comfort.

I'm sorry, Will. Take all the time you need.

Man. I don't even know where to begin. Y'all are aware of what happened today. Hell, what happened this week. Same week as Good.

Pretti. Two good people, gunned down in the fucking street by the Nazis that claim to be our government. Fuck them. Fuck. Them.

This entire regime will never see heaven.

No God. Only Poasts.

We need something for today. For cable, too. And for removing cutouts for channels like Fox that claim to be entertainment, so that they can lie to the viewers while presenting themselves as news.

To be fair, I don't know the limitations of this. I'm not a lawmaker. But we need regulation here.

With how things are going, I don't think those bunkers they've been building are going to save any billionaires. That's for sure.

Salt the earth that is the Legacy Media. Banish every single fucking 'journalist'. Try again. Get back the Fairness Doctrine, and modernize the shit out of it.

So much work to do. All necessary.

Horses in the Senate? Declaring war on the sea?

Sounds reasonable, tbh.

...Is it bad that I don't think that sounds like a crank thing to say?

It might be bad.

THEY WILL BREAK UPON US

Republicans do things because they want to. And they want to be evil, backwards, bigoted fucks, proving why they *shouldn't* have agency. Or a say in anything of worth and good.

They're people. Humans. Not natural disasters or whatever the analogy is today. And we need to practice shunning again.