McKenzie

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

as a text-based creature in an increasingly video-first world I'd like to be cherished as a sort of charismatic but doomed animal, to be fed treats in my enclosure until I meet my inevitable demise, after which my taxidermied corpse might greet visitors in a lobby somewhere

Eid Mubarak, besties!! It’s strawberry shortcake on the moon and there are lanterns and it’s the cutest

Everybody should have the level of game and cultural competence as Strawberry Shortcake, I’m just saying

Sometimes, I think I’ve grown up. Other times, I see on Insta that John Green’s tour announcement includes my local bookstore and buy the tickets in such a rush that my ticket confirmation email and the bookstore’s email announcement arrive at the same time.

Love to eat an apple and feel like my second favorite mystery author self-insert, Ariadne Oliver.

please watch this repeatedly until you get the message

I don’t know that a better photo to explain my interests exists.

Panic! Irrespective of Location

Matty on the Great British Bake Off looking disgruntled and saying, "What a horrible challenge."

me, when I have to do literally anything at any point during the day:

The reason for the season (Screaming Hashbrown Baby Jesus).

James Wan is just like me.

When I say I feel like trash, this is what I mean.

Every time an atheist makes a judgement about all religions based exclusively on their experience with Christianity, one non-Christian should be allowed to throw a piece of rotten fruit at them.

The fact that Amazon is both the biggest bookseller and also a publisher itself should be such an antitrust violation but lol

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First look for bestie’s wedding weekend 💛

half of halloween decorations are “what if a pumpkin could smile :)” and the other half is “would you like to see a clown stab a dog”

I find Unsplash super useful!

Gonna start criticizing things Klingon-style (saying they “have no honor”)

Time to move my most niche and impassioned plea to bsky: Someone please cast Matt Smith as Lord Peter Wimsey. I need this.

Living the dream (picking up a coffee order and pretending I’m in The Devil Wears Prada)