Samantha Spoopy

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No one can understand the ordeals I must face daily

I would like 7 more crispers but the bag is empty 😭

Cover it in presidential diarrhea

YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black (Official Lyric Video)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ir...

Fuck it

It's transgender for.. for everybody folks

Should I be a little bit embarrassed?

At the diabetic educators today.

Doc enters and calls buddies name, then "How's everything?"

Buddy: "Aw Geeze..."

Was big success

YouTube video by HillPhantom I Tried The Secret Streaming Hack Everyone Talks About! ONN 4K Plus

youtu.be/sCKAj2pg6W8

Gonna try to set this up tomorrow I think, unless someone tells me it's bad and I should do something else. ONN 4k + streamio, and I need other stuff I don't know about but I think should be easy enough?

I've been pretty isolated and dead to the world for a very long time and think I need help connecting to people, socializing, etc.

Aside from "Just do it" which I'll try ofc is there.... I don't know, easier ways to get better? I freeze up mentally even with friends and that's always been the case.

Slowly improving my house, slowly building back my energy levels.

Fixing/creating my social life after is still daunting but I am trying to focus on the good things I am doing

A bread loaf cut up and mostly ziplocked

Made bread! Forgot to take a pic before bagging it for freezer

Action guy, horror face, and I forget the third one

They're busy making the same 3 movies over and over, the bland boring ones and slapping different titles on 'em

Spending hours posting for likes instead of sleeping but hitting the bottom of the barrel

Spending 12 hours at the grocery store practicing 'casual' puns on strangers while looking at various fruit n veg. Pear-ly coming up with anything.

Doing a Freaky Friday swap with a billionaire and immediately killing myself

Thinking I'm too good to even try Lenny's Chocolate Orange

Overdosing on Terry's Chocolate Oranges

Posting clean jokes as a personal challenge and failing miserably

Lying about eating 50 Prairie Oysters to win a competition in order to impress my date

Ragnarok online succubus farming

I'm an aspiring pearl clutcher!

Maybe I can source one locally from an interested party.

Starting a business selling lawn gnomes but they have solar panels so that at night they can switch to having a prominent girthy penis on full display which then gets hidden when the sun comes up.

I can get you a good deal on an essence distiller if you're interested.

Ennui, malaise, despair, it distills it all.

Side effects? Don't worry about it. Use it often, as you please.

Tell your friends, I can get them deals too. But quick. I can't get these deals forever.

Act now, don't hesitate.

hanging out in the break room lactating with my coworkers

I've not yet had the displeasure and hope to keep it that way

you should get a notification whenever your mutuals open an adult content post