Tidi Grey

Says the guy who golfs 250 days a year.

You have to be able to count to four to play 4D chess.

Or it might not. Sit down, Elmo.

The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed — and it ended in another disaster.

Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? 🤔

If I was a Tesla shareholder, I’d be expecting an email from Elon next week explaining what he accomplished this week while my stock was tanking.

You mean, like banning the Associated Press from press conferences for refusing to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America?

How about Cheeto Jesus or Agent Orange? We could just go with The Felon.

Vote stupid, win stupidity.

Let me see if I've got this right - Donald Trump sold the United States government to Elon Musk for $290 million and a get out of jail free card.

Impossible. He doesn't understand how it happned now.

I have a cure. Stop saying stupid shit.

It seems like just last year....

Assuming more of them would have voted for Harris than Trump. It seems like a logical conclusion.

That seems like an utterly reasonable and appropriate response. (If you are a Nazi.)

How many idiots does it take to tank a social network?

It reduces the chances of cancer. Very few people who die of heart disease are killed by cancer. MAGA logic.

They’ll taste better, and cardiologists will be happy.

And eggs are still expensive, Jethro. Welcome to MAGA land - we’ve been here a while. The realization that your boy is a useless pile of dung only hurts for a minute.

I really hope he doesn’t go there. It’s a circus. Flores should go where the best owner is - so not LV or Chicago either.

DOJ should just release it. Cannon has no standing. What’s she going to do? Frown aggressively?

Was he sober and did he assault anyone on the way out? I think those are required.

Like backup rats from a sinking ship. What’s next?

Legitimately, how far do you think this team is from contending? Assuming they get better than average QB play from McCarthy, I feel like the middle of both lines is the biggest priority.

He also owes them an apology for being a less-than-average commentator.

You should be able to get a top-notch guard or center. If you're willing to go with very good - but not elite - you could maybe get both.

Could we sign Randall McDaniel and Steve Hutchinson to pasts contracts?

I cannot comprehend why it matters to him. Even if it does, a rock would be smart enough to know it makes him look better to let them fly at half-mast.

The game made me cry too.