Grumpy “Caleb” Onion

You said it! You spoke it into existence…oh no

Forgot I have a Bluesky account. I promise I’m gonna start posting more.

Just need to start caring about social media again. 😒

I’m just going to get really high and goon over the visual FX of the original LOTR trilogy for an afternoon. Anyone want to come with?

Got called Gabe again. Gabriel. The full pronunciation this time. I might as well just change my name at this point.

My bedroom has reached a howl’s moving castle level of chaos

Did it work? Did the “economic blackout” day make them poor? Did us not buying stuff for a scheduled day, but instead buying all our stuff a day early or just waiting till tomorrow to buy it, did it work? Have we scared them into a financial choke hold that feels similar to a guillotine coming down?

At Eternity’s Gate.
Single sentence review.
Oh, that good ole ‘I’m gonna be sea si’nematography.
4 and 1/3 stars

Is it odd that I want to kiss robin?
#stardewvalley #newgamer #thisgameismeltingallmyworriesaway

I am slowly coming to the realization that we are in the opening sequence of Zack Snyder’s Watchman the ultimate cut. But without all the cool superhero’s. Only the tumultuous political and social climate.
#zachsnyder #watchmantheultimatecut
#alanmoore #davegibbons #DCComics

Bear with me on this. Balloons are for everyone.

Well isn’t that gravey

So with the downfall of the United States financial system, do I still have to file taxes this year?

First business trip to Vegas. This is my room for the next seven days. What business am I in?
#asking

In failure you find a reason to grow, you also find a reason to give up. It’s that choice that determines who you are.

The thing that makes me so mad about the alphabet is every single letter can be said with one syllable, except W!!! Why the hell does W take three syllables to say!!?!?!??