Brian Misakian

the last main game in the series had you burning down then robbing monasteries every chance you got

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

The lost art of DVD menu transitions.

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

I can’t spend too much time on here because it’s only a matter of time before I start posting like I’m on 2017 Resistance Twitter™️. I need Film Twitter on BlueSky ASAP (or I need the algorithm to bring it to me)

Feels like we’re nearing the end of, well, everything.

Everything is so fucking bleak, man…

a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it

I’m stoked for Andor Season 2 but oof, that trailer is rough. Just a complete lack of confidence from Disney’s marketing department. My thoughts and prayers are with the trailer editor at this time

Finally upgraded my phone. I’m gonna scroll so much on this fucker.

The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up

Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

God, I hope corporate assassins are real. They got quite the job ahead of them

I can understand why people like streamers. What I don’t get are reaction videos to streamers. That’s not content, it’s just a waste of precious internet gigabytes. It’s like drinking someone’s piss and then pissing that into a cup and saying “check out this cool drink I made”

In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

I will always read Se7en as “Sesevenen”

Becoming a real capocuoco with The Sopranos Family Cookbook. I cooka da pasta, I cooka da clams, I cooka da minestra, my wife says I cook chicken better than her. Who’da thunk?

Word to the wise, my friend: get your hands on this cookbook

Gimme my bread and circuses, I don’t care anymore lmao

Frothing at the mouth for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Relying on that to keep me somewhat sane for a bit. One nice thing about 2025 is that it’s gonna be a great year for games

A day and a half later and I have failed!!!!!

How am I supposed to act normal when nazis run the country, the film industry is in shambles, everything costs too much (and getting more expensive every day), and I’m surrounded by fire?

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

Me watching another fire break out and spread towards my home

I know I said I wasn’t going to doomscroll. But now it seems I can’t escape it. “Can you believe Trump did-“ yes I fucking can. We did this shit already. I’m exhausted.

I’m so fucking tired