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@bonerwizard.bsky.social

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ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᵉʳˢ

04.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .

I’ll be your father figure
I drink that brown liquor

03.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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well ok

02.10.2025 22:29 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a poster that says it 's treebeard tuesday on it ALT: a poster that says it 's treebeard tuesday on it
30.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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October 1st is the day I will watch Ma in my Ma shirt

30.09.2025 01:49 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .

3yo loves listening to songs from the Disney haunted mansion ride. I hated it at first but now I’m kinda

29.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tom Cruise circling the White House in a chopper again

29.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he was so old that when he was born it was the church of early-day saints

29.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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My 3yo may not look like me but every time he threads my phone charger through his toes I’m like…that’s my boy.

29.09.2025 00:25 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ain’t nowhere safe

22.09.2025 21:21 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Toddlers when they swear they’re not tired

18.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 45    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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lost Facebook friends for the first time in years. Years!

16.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In case my social media posts have made anyone mad, please know my name is Bill Belichick and I am the head football coach for the North Carolina Tar Heels.
Hi Jordan I love you sweetheart.

16.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 51    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Getting spam calls nearly every day that leave voicemails like “hello….this is Janet…from taxes :)”

15.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh the post is already deleted lmao

15.09.2025 14:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love when the local lost pets group has good news

14.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever been at like a family event and someone says something racist and you’re like “hey! That’s racist” then everyone gets mad at *you*? Lotta those vibes right now

13.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hiring the Etsy witches to help me poop right

13.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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“He had a wife!”

11.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social do you like what you see

10.09.2025 22:26 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I love my new iPhone air

09.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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🫶

08.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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RFK Jr. to announce link between having ribs removed; sucking one’s dick

06.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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no you see they have dogshit Netflix shows to make

05.09.2025 16:28 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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