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@bonerwizard.bsky.social

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It was just an ad for some kind of colon cleanse tea.

03.08.2025 04:35 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Really didn't expect the sequel to go in this direction:

03.08.2025 00:55 — 👍 268    🔁 21    💬 21    📌 2
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thank you Facebook

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Toddler loves these reversible squish mallows but they always look like they got some kind of prolapse

31.07.2025 22:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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unisom is wild I keep having dreams Kobe is still alive

29.07.2025 05:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hope Jay Leno goes next

27.07.2025 19:57 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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3yo said candy is bad for me but good for him

Son,

25.07.2025 00:15 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

“That’s a lot of cousin” -average viewer

24.07.2025 05:05 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe people watch shows like “6,000 lbs of cousins” or whatever

24.07.2025 04:56 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 1

Babies trying solid food for the first time act like they’re on fear factor. Bitch these are green beans

23.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 274    🔁 25    💬 10    📌 1

Not at all surprised Trump writes fanfiction about himself

18.07.2025 03:31 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

3yo took a picture of me taking a dump on his little kid digital camera and it took me so long to figure out how to delete it

17.07.2025 04:51 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Told my son this is a labubu

15.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today my son made me a water sandwich aka wet bread. Hell I’d eat it again.

15.07.2025 02:30 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s going on with my “guys” and, in some cases, “fries?”

13.07.2025 04:09 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Toddler’s new bit is to play doctor and always say “can’t fix that” no matter my ailment

11.07.2025 01:32 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

tyvm

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Logan’s decided he’s afraid of Babu Frik so he lives out here now

10.07.2025 00:59 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Of course

09.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It only took 6 months but I am finally feeling confident about taking both of my children out in public by myself

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Wait maybe I wanna be the healthy turd?

04.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My goal tomorrow is to be as much of a lazy piece of shit as my kids will allow. Partial piece of shit. Pinched off. One of those small hard ball kinda turds rather than a long healthy one.

04.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Started eating a vegetable every day and now I have regular bowel movements. Was that really all I needed to do

29.06.2025 05:07 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

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