@bonerwizard.bsky.social
Son you aren’t ready for that
22.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When toddler asks for a treat bc he pooped in the potty but has conveniently flushed said poop already
21.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ms. Rachel 4ever
21.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thought about this during my root canal and laughed and my dentist asked if I needed a little break
19.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
same
16.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0gummy kicked in and now I’m like…he called it Big Beautiful Bill…
15.11.2025 06:03 — 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
New Ken Burns doc coming out and I realized it’s been a while since I reminded everyone that I met him once and he said I was pretty. Also I’m dying it looks like I FaceTuned myself but it’s just a picture of an old picture and got blurry I guess!
15.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
well why would you want them to do that
15.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
14.11.2025 15:09 — 👍 2911 🔁 632 💬 29 📌 4*3yo, making small talk* do you like pooping?
14.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks
14.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*me walking into a Little Caesars* well first of all congratulations on being the official pizza sponsor of the NFL
14.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 331 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0
Dude the cat is helping me organize
14.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Betty boop in the news
13.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elizabeth Holmes should release a Christmas album in that fucked up voice she’s got
12.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
11.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 58 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
11.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 78 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
The Amish should sue her
11.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
10.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
08.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pluribus good
08.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*3yo, through tears* I’m running out of poop
06.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m always saying this
06.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
06.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
would be more like The Long Talk if it were women right
06.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
baby woke up at 4:30am again
05.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
this song came on the random Christmas playlist we were listening to tonight and my 3yo said this song “has soul”?? I asked him to clarify several times and he said “soul”. Son what the fuck are you talkin about
05.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
05.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
