Geddy Flea

You Winsome, you lose some.

I’m not a lawyer, but from the outside, it seems much harder to be disbarred than it should be.

He’s listening to someone speak into his ear and he lost the connection. There’s no way his own stream of thought seized like that. Cyrano style.

The name’s Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me the the Ox.

For a self-proclaimed teetotaler, he often looks, acts and sounds drunk. But he also lies a lot, so maybe he drinks.

It would be a better impression if he sounded even a little bit like Trump.

Hot lamb takes.

Or softball, or golf, or checkers, or Mario Kart …

Accidents and fires happen every day, but this is worth a closer investigation.

Storing acorns in her cheeks for the fall.

Needs more 25th Amendment.

No degree programs in pop music stardom?

The best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

His name is Flake, so …

Send it!

Pulled these people from their duty stations all over again he world for a 2/10 policy announcement/pep talk (?). I don’t know what that was.

Shatton

This spectacle was for Hegseth and not the country. It’s a disgrace it happened.

The officers there are each educated, accomplished and at the top of their profession. They recognize obvious incompetence and, I’d assume, they would have no tolerance for it.

Yeah. It’s a real problem. Speak up.

I’m assuming NYPD cannot protect individuals in a federal courthouse or arrest violent perpetrators who attack people there?

Mr. Hegseth, your fat boss wouldn’t like you to talk about overweight people like this.

Everyone sitting there knows a bullshitting poser when they see one.

Disgraceful. He’s a lightweight and he knows it. How many of these generals and admirals have known loudmouth national guard O-4s like this through their careers?

I don’t understand the point of this presentation. What widely-held belief among the generals and admirals is Hegseth arguing against? He’s just scatting to a group of people ordered to be in the audience. Send an email.

Like a kid who just picked it up and says it every third word.

Stone cold dead like Jeffrey Epstein. Which reminds me, how are those Epstein files coming along?

I like to call him Fuckfahss. A lot of people would say fuckface, but fuckfahss is much more elegant.

To all the market data providers out there like Bloomberg, Thomson Reuters, S&P, etc. opportunity knocks. Do your own surveys and you can make a lot of money.

You can’t have rampant inflation without numbers.