VWingless

I was actually just hoping that the Home product line would get some love so that I can get this Google Hub out of my kitchen 🤷 #wwdc25

Was cleaning my closet out and decided that maybe it’s time to drill out these 10GB hard drives I’ve had for almost two decades and throwing them out.

I need to go check the mail, but I also don’t want to walk past the people doing outside things on my way there.

All conversations eventually lead to Nutty Putty if they go on long enough.

Accidentally bought organic hummus. Day ruined.

I’ve overestimated how prepared I was to stare at a wall for 2 hours while my car gets serviced.

Downward diphtheria.

Well, “undefined” would be a pretty dope band name…

Now that I feel less sick, I should get back to working out again.

Immediately pulled a neck muscle.

There was this six month period where I went from having a huge credit on my electric account from a reading adjustment to forgetting that’s an account I should look at and getting the 48-hour notice posted on my door.

I was pleased that my neck hadn’t been hurting this week, then I remembered that it was probably because I’ve been taking cold meds like tictacs.

My hotel is so considerate. They left me some gratis floor Tylenol behind the dresser!

I also don’t understand how people can have one single Home Screen filled with folders of icons without their ears shooting smoke. Do you use all of those on a daily basis?

Every flying experience is always marred by that one TSA guy that talks to everyone with an air of condescension, whining about some kind of queuing inefficiency that actually just underlines that he’s not good at his job.

Assassin's Creed Shadows is the prettiest video game ever made, has incredibly satisfying stealth and combat, and is bereft of any other good or fun ideas.

“That child has a very tall forehead“ is either met with breathless laughter or a blank expression. No real middle ground.

Time for my monthly switching on of my Windows laptops. At least all of the hot exhaust is helping keep my coffee at a nice temperature.

Saw Mickey Mouse fast rope through the ceiling of a middle school gymnasium to smash the instrument of a girl playing Let It Snow as her solo piece.

Watching basketball highlights at an Applebees… I think it’s the glowing basketballs vs the Starbuckses?

A pretty successful #karate belt test only slightly marred by me having to wash my own blood off of my gi. Fingers are so dramatic.

Had to replace a padlock for an outdoor thing. This one comes with a keyway cover. A lock flap. A security butt plug — most of which are terms I’m not allowed to use when explaining its use to the family.

Bug report: When discover feed query times out, feed defaults to only use posts from the dedicated Jerry database.

Report closed — working as designed.

3 consecutive Jerry Chen posts on an otherwise broken Discover feed tab.

The discover tab is still broken, and now it’s literally just 3 @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts and then nothing. XD

I can’t find an article about new battery tech to post at work because everyone is reporting (properly) very salient details about how our government and specific key players are fucking up the landscape for like, things in general.

I play as a dude every day, why would I want to play as one in the game too?

My child made an unflushable log in the hotel toilet and now we have to move to a different state.

It feels gross that a previous guest left time on my hotel microwave.

…The select all and delete version or the triage and organize version?

It’s just me talking into a closet, and occasionally, the closet calls me an asshole.

I generally prefer hand crafted, artisanal emoticons anyway, and this one is far superior to its emoji counterpart.