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✧Rita Rantović✧

@haranguerrita.bsky.social

Linguist, γέλιοphile, reluctant hippie, haranguer for the good of all. Queer, {She/Her(s)}, Euromutt, Humanist/Rationalist, Bitch&Moan account FWIW

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Latest posts by haranguerrita.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm listening to my sister talk to a friend of hers on FaceTime, and the plethora of "the Lord will provide" and "Jesus take the wheel" comments and general point of view is making my face crinkle.

12.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why the heℓℓ do I have a song from my youth (Jehovah Jireh) in my head? It's been 30 years since I heard that.

10.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have a feeling that @thethinkingatheist.com would approve...

07.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
05.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, are you not in church these days? I somehow missed that memo.

31.01.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.

people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

26.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 15719    🔁 4435    💬 444    📌 227

My neighbor has clearly got a few screws loose. It's cold as balls out there, we had freezing rain this morning, and he's out on his motorcycle??‽ He must want hypothermia. Current "feels like" is 14°F.

Sure, walk your dog, take the trash to the curb, etc. but riding your just-for-kicks bike? Fool.

26.01.2026 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've lived in this half of the silly state for more than 20 years now (what‽) and I still can't get used to the hysteria that temps below 36°F cause. And tonight we're sinking to 21°? I mean, suspend all activities and await the coming of your Lord, I guess.

25.01.2026 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So I'm standing in a bakery, waiting for my food to be done, and I noticed a giant mixer in the background. The label on the mixer is douche-pro. Except, no it's not! It's dough e-pro. Reading skills are important!

21.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not surprised by it, but I'm still always amazed by what a huge difference it makes to put on even a thin layer of clothes. I mean, sure, a big coat will obviously warm you up, but so will some whispy pajamas (when compared to bare skin). It's wild, really.

21.01.2026 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The problem with the people in ICE is that they don't care if they have to break a few laws to get to their end goal.
So, people who are following laws to try to get them to stop will be utterly unsuccessful. You simply can't beat a cheater without cheating, especially when the gov't is behind them.

21.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.

This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.

20.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 23725    🔁 8825    💬 1183    📌 503

Oh shoot!! Maybe I should go to bed already.
00:53.
Alarm goes off in about 4.5 hours. Whoops!

20.01.2026 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm angry about everything, and I can't figure out why.

It's a new moon, so that's not it.
The world isn't falling apart any more today than it has been the past few weeks.
Nothing … makes sense.

And I even got a good night's sleep.

Maybe I just need to scream and throw a dish at a wall. For fun.

19.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do scented (or, I suppose even plain wax) candles smell so much better once they're extinguished instead of while they're burning? No, for real. What's that about? #science #fire @hankgreen.bsky.social

19.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤣🤣

18.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 30500    🔁 8079    💬 681    📌 421

Happy ....24th? birthday, Allison! I hope you enjoy it to pieces!

18.01.2026 04:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished watching Victoria on Netflix.

That was the most brutal ending ever.
Brutal.

You should watch it.

18.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That's way too many days of waiting.

But also, sad eyes? That's just how they look when they're thinking.

My happy girl's thinking face:

14.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had big plans for my weekend. But instead I did other things ... which were also important, but *sigh* not on my official list of to-do's.

12.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

10.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 43217    🔁 22860    💬 1424    📌 1098
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Mixing flexibility with stoicism is tricky, but that's the price we pay for integrity.

10.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking is hard.

Apparently.

08.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As it turns out, I'm kinda obsessed with it, and play 5-10 games each day. I have learned to ignore the misspellings.

08.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you ever have that moment where you see somebody and immediately categorize them as a senior citizen, but then you look closer and think "well, maybe they're actually only 42, but they've had a really hard life"?

08.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Over the past several days I've oft thought "I should go to bed earlier."

The issue is that the thought tends to come to mind around 1:30am... which is far too late to get to bed "early" by any reputable standard.

04.01.2026 07:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The past two days I drove across a swath of the country, and it was appalling how many pro-trɥmp billboards I passed.
Why and how could anyone still possibly want to support such vile behaviors?!

30.12.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please share my misery: I was just minding my beeswax, carrying a bunch of towels/blankets I had hung out to dry. (It's warm/sunny enough, and winter is often dryer than summer. It works.)
Anyhow, my very rude nip apparently reached out and got itself ELECTRICUTED on the metal pergola.
I scröeched.

21.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cyanide & Happiness with a zinger!

17.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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