Like a Brett outta Haile

In Japan when you hit the Door Close button in an elevator, the doors immediately close. If American elevators worked like that there would never be more than one person in them at a time

There are simply not enough ninja movies

My greatest triumph over ADHD was once my wife asked me, What was I just talking about? and I KNEW

How am I this old and haven't yet heard all the last names yet? Is there like infinite last names?

There should be ADHD fitness hyperfocus plans at gyms and such that charge you a fair price only for as long as you show up with no commitment and no cancellation necessary. Forcing an ADHDer to sign and pay for a self care contract is literally predatory

I'm going on and on and inside my head I'm saying please just stop talking

Yeah but you'll just put it down somewhere and never find it again

My neighbor's dog has bit two people. IT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. EVEN THE GOLDENS HAVE TURNED ON US

In the PS2 game Dark Angel: Vampire Apocalypse, the main town would regularly get besieged by enemies. So all the junk loot you sold there--crappy weapons and armor--the townsfolk would equip to help fight back. The better crap you sold, the better they could defend themselves. Very cool mechanic

Three panels. 1. Woman in romantic scene from movie is subtitled, "Four words." 2. Woman says, "Say it and I'm yours." 3. Shot from the Imperial strategy meeting on Ghorman from the Star Wars show Andor. Imperial officer is subtitled, "Deep substrate foliated kalkite."

#Andor

Star Wars Episode X, XI, XII, the First Order puts the power to destroy a planet on increasingly smaller devices until you could wipe out Batuu with a key fob

Thank you!

ADHD friends out there, I'm looking for a pin or something that I can wear to tell NT's that my bandwidth is exceeded and I need to be left alone for a few minutes. Does something like this exist? Do you know where I can find one? Maybe you know an alternate solution?

I accidentally dried my bed linens without dryer sheets and pulling them out was like surviving a Cat 5 electrical storm

Do you actually NEED 101 dalmatians to make a coat? jfc what size would it be

Firstly don't blame yourself. You're neurodivergent in a world built for neurotypical people where everyone expects you to act neurotypical. And check out the book How to ADHD. It's full of great information and survival tips. There's a YouTube channel by the same name run by the author. Also great.

I have friends everywhere

Sex with a zombie is both necrophilia and rape but is somehow still legal in all 50 states

Handwashing pans just sucks the dopamine right out of my brain

The car from Duster is cool as shit. Here's some other cool TV cars: The Grand Torino from Starsky & Hutch, KITT, the '65 Stingray from Stingray, the Cuda from Nash Bridges, the Volvo P1800 from The Saint, the 308GTS from Magnum PI and probably about 20 more

I'm three episodes into the wonderful Forever on Netflix and just want to say Justin is a solid and respectful portrayal of someone struggling with ADHD

There's this movie, The Arrival w/Charlie Sheen. In it terrible creatures that live amongst us are terraforming the world, making it into something as terrible as they are which will ultimately destroy anything that's not them. Not sure what made me think of it. Hmm. Anyhow, good movie. Underrated.

Do Asian people walk into a Cracker Barrel and say, oh everyone here is white, the food must be really authentic

I think I'm ready to sell my classic video game collection but I cannot imagine putting each of these hundreds of games on eBay and dealing with shipping them all and stuff. Like jeez fine I'll just keep them

Bella Ramsey was amazing in that one scene and yet somehow Isabella Merced stole it with nothing but her eyes

Star Wars Tales of the Underworld! Here's a couple stories about characters you're mad that we killed off! See, it's like they never died! We cool now?

Only two Sith there are, no more no less but lord they'll give anyone a red lightsaber

Purpi Longstocking? Pippi Longstarking? Purpi Longwhipping? Pippi Longthieving?

Watching Tales of the Underworld for Star Wars day and let's just say it, Purple Pippi Longstocking needs her own trilogy

Could Luke Skywalker beat Paul Atreides in a dirt bike race across the dunes of Tunisia?