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Writer of Noir Thrillers Dark White and Malcolm Karma: Cold Turkey.

428 Followers  |  318 Following  |  362 Posts  |  Joined: 12.10.2023  |  1.7404

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03.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Practical Limits of Ethics in Real Life. Engaging with a community that demands purity

Our communities are fracturing because we hold others to unrealistic standards that we can not even achieve ourselves...
The Practical Limits of Ethics in Real Life

17.09.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ASK ME ANYTHING...
I write noir thrillers, a genre most people don't think of too often, though it influences so much of what is written in both books, television, and movies.

I'd love to answer questions about my genre, so... ask me anything.
#writerslife #amwriting #writingcommunity

12.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. I agree.

07.08.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1205 words!

07.08.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I'm doing it...
Tonight I'm going to stop putting it off and actually write my first spicy sex scene.
I'm nervous, but since I can only seem to write in chronological order, I have to do it so I can move on.
Wish me luck, and send any helpful tips my way.

06.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that's super helpful. Thanks so much.

06.08.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SETTLE A BET!!!
My partner and I are in disagreement about what the phrase "sewing your wild oats" means in common usage. NOT WHAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS, but what most people think when they hear it.

He's been out sewing his wild oats...

No hints here, just tell me what you think it means.

06.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iโ€™m Reading House of Leaves So You Donโ€™t Have To: Chapter 14
YouTube video by Neil Christiansen Iโ€™m Reading House of Leaves So You Donโ€™t Have To: Chapter 14

Iโ€™m Reading House of Leaves So You Donโ€™t Have To: Chapter 14 is now LIVE on YouTube. I really am getting better about keeping up with this, but I'm not making promises about chapter 15...
youtu.be/Q6QwJ49y_2k

06.08.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doing BookTube Writers Group tonight at 7pm central. Wulf, Vaspira, and I will be talking about writing outside your comfort zone, and what โ€œwrite what you knowโ€ actually means.

Join us live at 7pm central and let us know what you think.

24.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not exactly a flex, but I have written 1650 words today. Call it 2/3 of a chapter. Considering it's been weeks since I've written anything I'll take it as a win.
#amwriting #writerslife #WIP

23.07.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dark White is on sale RIGHT NOW!
Grab it now and have it before Father's Day. Great gift for the dad that loves to read...
amzn.to/4kKJ7Gw

30.05.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BookTube Writer's Group returned last night and we had some great conversations.

Tune in June 12th for our next episode. Subscribe to get notified...
www.youtube.com/@NeilChristi...

30.05.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Goddanmit!!!

21.04.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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the New York Times puzzle people seriously need to fuck off.

18.04.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an objectively perfect ranking system.

09.04.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Writing Again - by Neil Christiansen And That's About It

New substack post out now that includes an excerpt from my new WIP, VIRAL YOUNGBLOOD.

neilchristiansen.substack.com/p/writing-ag...

09.04.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's very nice of you, but it's kind of a tradition at this point. Most of the characters in DARK WHITE and MALCOLM KARMA are named for old twitter friends (from back when twitter was good, circa 2015). Now I just like the fun of having real people populate my world.

09.04.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a confession to make. I'm terrible at coming up with character names. Like, really bad, so I cheat.
NO, I DON'T USE AI!
Instead, I use real people (with their permission of course).
So, here's the ask...
You want your name in my next book?
I won't promise who you'll be...
But let me know.

09.04.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t believe them, show them what an alpha MAGA man you are. Devour an entire raw chicken every day until they see the light.

06.04.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SOUTH KOREA IS OVER
SOUTH KOREA IS OVER

This is simultaneously fascinating and terrifying.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ufmu1WD2TSk&si=ZJYP-dT_FeRyQHh9

02.04.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously #connections puzzleโ€ฆ fuck you.

01.04.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I did it. I deleted my TikTok account. Took the app off all my devices. A community I used to cherish turned (very quickly) toxic. Iโ€™m focused on reading and writing now.

31.03.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy St. Patrickโ€™s Day! Iโ€™m Irish on my moms side (Flannery) so feel free to buy my books today. They even have a Flannery character in them!
https://amzn.to/3WD98h5

17.03.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Connections
Puzzle #644
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Not gonna lie, Iโ€™m proud of this oneโ€ฆ

16.03.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It always seems so clear when youโ€™re writing it.

10.03.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read the book, then see the movie. I literally just bought Mickey7 so I can read it before Mickey17 comes out.

04.03.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure, Iโ€™m not saying itโ€™s a bad game. Just that a lot of it comes down to luck.

03.03.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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This is what I mean when I say #wordle is ultimately luck. Thereโ€™s no skill that would have allowed me to โ€œfigure outโ€ which word it was. English has so many words that are one letter apart. And at that point itโ€™s just luck if you guess the right one.

03.03.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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