a dead angel

All Cops Are Busdriversiftheyareinconsiderate

thats a bus driver

how do u look like this

I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.

somebody should stop australia :(

first of all; ur mean
second of all; I've cursed your entire bloodline.

shawty got me bustin up the street with a hammer proclaiming my love for her in $45,000 worth of damages and fines that i will never repay (the government will have to kill me to get even a single peny)

what if i ate your fucking face wouldn't that be crazy

does anyone wanna dance around a campfire summoning our innate primal spirit with me tonight?

i went all over town today looking for some nice honey-wine and nobody had any, however my gf did point out the hilarity in a girl named loki running around the village looking for mead and not finding any. truly just lived a saga or smth

truly a lawless fucking wasteland out here in the english language because everyone knows what you are saying yet its not a real word. except it is a real word because everyone knew what you were saying. this is amazing

pokin the bear and my pokin i mean wankin and by the bear well. haha. im just saying. it rhymes with "pngis"

the whole "drugged out transgender puppygirl addicted to cocaine" thing will be the downfall of our kind.

we live across the street from a pre-school and sometimes i like to crab walk across the bus-line entrance just to keep those kids on their fucking toes. they gotta be ready for what the world really is.

ikr its almost like its a website or something

its bluesky

BASICALLY, THIS DUDE IS FUCKING HOT CHICKS AND BASICALLY? YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO DO A BACKFLIP

dude, not gonna lie dude, not gonna lie, i lied, im gonna lie, im lying to you dude

im like if shadow the hedgehog was an annoying human girl

i haven't hit my funny-bone in a long time and i fear that it is greatly overdue

it turns out im bisexual so im yikes-ing up my wazoo rn

eradicate all 2% milk enjoyers

i'm stimming

who wants to come watch me rub boiling chikcen grease all over my fat fucking tiddies

<at the DMV>
erm yes hello?,, is this th-the department of ,, sloppy kisses?,, 🥺

one of the side effects of testosterone in transgender men is "too much blood" and tbh i think there's a real market here for trans men and vampires.

could you imagine if jake paul and mike tyson just kissed? like that was the whole thing? they just kissed like tongue style? slopping it all over the place? wouldn't that be weird and funny?

rough sex with knives will fix me surely

hear me out.