Sick Nasto

Oopsie

Overheard a rich lady at my job today saying that she still gets paid even though she never goes to or does any work. I wish I had eyes that could melt a person's face with a look

I'm still poking my bruises and giggling

Cabaret moment

Was just at dinner talking seriously with my partner about what to do if one of us or someone in our community is disappeared or hate crimed and the table of 8 behind us burst out into singing "happy birthday"

Now that I'm thinking about it I guess I'd be insulted if someone asked me that too but damn, let's talk about it like adults

Woke up from a nightmare last night in which I told someone cuddling with me to let me know if they wanted to be classified as a new species of chimpanzee and they responded with an ear-splitting scream right into my ear

Armie Hammer did nothing wrong. Let the man cook (human flesh)

I think it's only a red flag if they still think it's funny

Hell yeah brother

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

🎵 Loose
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet 🎵

The schtick will continue until beatings improve

Throw a motherfucker into a volcano for me so I know it's real

Forget a cum tribute. I demand a human sacrifice

Gonna move here just so I have people to talk to about Einsturzende Neubauten

I was on an underground tour today and at one point the guide was telling us about a woman who happily lived out her days with her cat and I asked what the cat's name was and he said "Pumpel. You're the first person to ever ask that"

I'm in Berlin

One time as a kid I went to a theme park on 9/11 and it was DESERTED. Must have been only 2 or 3 years after and it ruled

I'm flying on 9/11

And I always think something beautiful is about to happen… Content warning:  This essay discusses BDSM consent violations, harm and abuse, assault, pregnancy loss, alt-right hate & harassment campaigns, death and sexual assault threats, trauma and trauma reco...

This essay covers consent violations, harm & abuse, sexual assault, pregnancy loss, cancel culture, alt-right hate, death & sexual assault threats, trauma & trauma recovery
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This is my year of harm
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#YearOfKindness
laurenjanek.com/post/and-i-always-think-something-beautiful-is-about-to-happen

Anyway I'm performing at Undressed PX Horrorotica on October 4th, come see me do pole dance! Hopefully well!

Every time I have to submit an artist/performer bio I inevitably write something ridiculous and completely forget what I said by the time I see it posted

If he didn't want me to info dump at him for way too long about Magnus hirschfeld and the institute for human sexuality, he shouldn't have raised me to have such passion for history

This time next week I'm gonna be in Berlin dragging my father to a bunch of gay history spots

Like yes it's important to have queer-focused stories that specifically tell the narratives of those people's lives but like....let us be background characters sometimes also y'know?

Just occurred to me that I don't know if Ive ever seen a piece of media with a gender nonconforming or trans character that just......is. no exposition about why they are, no exploration of their trauma, no ham-fisted saccharine Ryan Murphy "you go girl" shit, theyre just like any other character

Enchanted forest imo

I'm fucken dead

Those ones go on the Industrial axis. That goes from 'Hitting bins with hammers' to 'Two bald blokes with macbooks' and 'Aerobic workout' to 'Art of Noise'.