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Oh apparently Trump has virtually declared martial law in DC in order to deflect from him having a leading role in the Epstein files

11.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

11.08.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11827    πŸ” 4802    πŸ’¬ 451    πŸ“Œ 359

Once again, more people should be telling Putins cock-puppet here, to go fuck himself.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

11.08.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Vote Greg Abbott Out!

Vote Greg Abbott Out!

11.08.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8
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11.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6205    πŸ” 2454    πŸ’¬ 335    πŸ“Œ 150

Them:

β€œThe Epstein files are everything. You should all care about what’s in them.”

β€œWe can’t wait to release the Epstein files!”

They read the Epstein files.

β€œForget about the Epstein files.”

America: What? Why?

Them:

β€œWhy do you care about the Epstein files?”

11.08.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2293    πŸ” 638    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 23

Donald Trump will do anything to distract people from the Epstein files. Rounding up the homeless in D.C. and relocating them to God knows where is par for the course.

11.08.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

It would seem so.

11.08.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump Putin Alaska Summit and Europe's Munich Moment "The uncomfortable truth is this: if Ukraine falls, Europe won’t be debating whether to confront Russia, but when"

πŸ”΄The Trump-Putin Alaska Summit and Europe's Munich Moment

β€œThe uncomfortable truth is this: if Ukraine falls, Europe won’t be debating whether to confront Russia, but when” @andrewchak.bsky.social

bylinetimes.com/2025/08/11/t...

11.08.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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Thx from @fife4europe.bsky.social & Graham Keyes

11.08.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The people who brought you Brexit on a promise of β€˜control’ now threaten civil unrest and frothing racism as govt policy…
For love of god can we just stop listening to anything they have to say. They represent nothing but inadequacy and failure. Surely our country can do better than this.

11.08.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1919    πŸ” 548    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 17

IDK... Maybe it'll happen this week.

Pffft.

11.08.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson hit with new accusation showing β€˜clear-cut violation’ of federal law House Speaker Mike Johnson has been accused of using campaign money to pay his rent in what the government watchdog group Campaign Legal Center described as a β€œclear-cut violation of federal campaign ...

#ProudBlue
Magic Mike Johnson has been paying his rent using campaign money to pay the rent on his personal rent for his residence in Washington, D.C. Very illegal.
www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

11.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 655    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 21

Is he taking a 24-carat gold brick with him too?

10.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The TX Dems have demonstrated that DENYING A QUORUM WORKS!!

We need to put the highest pressure IMAGINABLE on Hakeem Jeffries to DENY a quorum to the Sept 30 budget bill.

NO QUORUM until they take back the cuts to Medicaid and reduce the ICE budget. Also, stop funding Israel.

(I know that

10.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

L'il bit twitchy compared to the C64 version, but looked prettier.

10.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Truth ALWAYS upsets Trump.

SAD!

10.08.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell (PCM Stereo)
YouTube video by MeatLoafVEVO Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell (PCM Stereo)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGM...

10.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (Official Audio)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3...

10.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxton on X:
β€œBeta O'Rourke sure is scared of accountability.
No one's above the law, and any lawless liberal that took a bribe will face justice.”

Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke on X:
β€œScared? If we stop the Texas steal & win the House, your guy's crimes & corruption will be exposed for all to see. The girls traded with Epstein. The bribes taken from foreign governments. And when he goes down, your corrupt, impeached, twice indicted ass is going down with him!”

Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxton on X: β€œBeta O'Rourke sure is scared of accountability. No one's above the law, and any lawless liberal that took a bribe will face justice.” Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke on X: β€œScared? If we stop the Texas steal & win the House, your guy's crimes & corruption will be exposed for all to see. The girls traded with Epstein. The bribes taken from foreign governments. And when he goes down, your corrupt, impeached, twice indicted ass is going down with him!”

‼️ @betoorourke.bsky.social is now active on Bluesky!

Paxton is going after Beto and his org, #PoweredXPeople, with a bogus lawsuit, but Beto’s continuing to fight πŸ”₯ with πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯, suing him right back.

Don’t mess with Texas voters or @texasdemocrats.bsky.social!

Be sure to give Beto a follow! πŸ–€

10.08.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2219    πŸ” 763    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 35

Calgie is the Senior Political correspondent at the Daily Express and about as in touch with reality on the ground in Britain as a Bunyip on acid riding a penguin called Bert across an undiscovered galaxy.

10.08.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 3

Heads up California + Other Blue States, all the DC detritus looks like it's heading your way!

10.08.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hahahaha! Well, it depends if I can get those #EpsteinFiles leaked without getting caught!..... Hahahahaha!"

10.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans won't protect the environment, but they will protect a pedophile. #priorities

10.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2081    πŸ” 592    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 31

"Art of the deal"

10.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably average that before I get to the office.

10.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will that be standing room only, madam?

10.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in front of a blackboard with a lot of math problems on it . Alt: a woman is standing in front of a blackboard with a lot of math problems on it .

"We're charging you a 30-50% tax on goods you buy and maybe giving you a 1% relief on it"

"Did you even say thank you?"

10.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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