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I GOT A NEW JOB!! #jobhunt #unemployed

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When you turn on your entrepreneurial spirit, sometimes you hit pay dirt. Guess who just landed contract work rigging voice files into custom avatar rigs for a local, small business’ #YT and #Tiktok advertisements? #entrepreneur

Does anyone have any other good questions to ask recruiters to see if it’s a quality sales role? Let me know in the comments! I wanna know because these guys are ridiculous 😩 #jobsearchtips #saleshumo... TikTok video by ✨NerdGirlGasm✨

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMJpbAv4/ totally bringing Aubriella back 😂 she’s giving me absolutely unhinged vibes

Am I crazy or does it feel like a “Pick Me Girl” economy out there? What are some ways you’ve had to “up your game” over the last decade? I didn’t expect to wind up making TikToks about my troubles lo... TikTok video by ✨NerdGirlGasm✨

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMJkeKqb/ this was fun to make im not gonna lie

Have you noticed that the current job market is like a dungeon crawler? Companies don’t want to be matched with a bunch of randos for the dungeons with a bunch of loot after you beat the final boss. M... TikTok video by ✨NerdGirlGasm✨

I came back to content creation because I genuinely miss it. Sorry I’ve been away for what…5 years? Starting to upload #TikTok videos for funsies.

FYI, I’ve gone through some SHIIIIIT while away. 💀

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This past Sunday, Brad and I celebrated 17 years of marriage together. That’s 6,209 days of love, laughter, and levity through it all. Happy Anniversary, Bradder! Here’s to many more.

What in the ever loving fuck is going on here

State steps in to ensure access to COVID-19 vaccine Public health order counters potential limitations set by the USFDA

New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them.

States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.

Hey there having to switch to X because holy crap I’m getting nowhere with Bluesky—the app keeps alternating between being available and not in my state.

Everyone’s a big tough freelancer until there’s an internet outage on a workday 😔

Fuck RFK Jr forever

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Employers: I wanna put my company in an at will state

Us: *gets termed for nothing*

Problem with this one is it has all the red flags—I may not get it because I requested a higher rate than I think they wanted to pay. Which is hilarious to me because uhhhhh desk lunches…

It did! I aced it

Holy shit Bluesky, wtf do you mean access is BLOCKED in MS?

Interview at 1:00 PM. Wish me luck! 🍀

My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.

The most impressive thing about this campaign is how *creative* they are. They’re trying new stuff! Multiple times during the last few months I’ve thought “wow, I’ve never seen a campaign do that.” Much more of that needed everywhere.

Slavery. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes.
IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Got an interview for Monday! #savedmyass

A photograph of Vice President Harris and Douglas Emhoff at their home.

Happy Anniversary my Dougie. You fill my heart with love and laughter — thank you for being the best partner in this adventure called life.

It’s been an absolute shit show. I’m exhausted. We found out last year we can’t have kids, the orange Cheeto in Chief got elected, someone tried to steal my job, and then I go to a new one only to be laid off. I’m just done. I’m struggling to keep my head intact.😞

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

An art nouveau style digital illustration of Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3. She stands against a backdrop of purple flowers, wearing a purple gown, and holding up her spear.

Shadowheart. A study of Mucha's painting 'Iris'.

Well, shit, that tracks. #laidoff

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, the foxes are shown in an assortment of different situations, with Green narrating each scene. In the first one, Green is changing sheets. Green, narrating: I want to change your bedsheets because I love you. Next, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, with big ice cream dishes in front of them. The one in front of Blue has two decorative cookie sticks and a cherry on top, whereas Green's ice cream only has one cookie stick and no cherry. Green, narrating: I want you to have the nicer one because I love you. Then, the foxes are out shopping, carrying bags. Green, narrating: I want to buy you nice things because I love you. Then, in the final scene, Green sneaks up on Blue and licks the back of Blue's neck. Blue is wide-eyed and startled by this. Green: Narrating: I want to bug and annoy you forever because I love you.

Chocolate Lab Obi

The graph shows my emotional trendline regarding my job trending downward.

When you ask ChatGPT to track your emotional trendline when you "journal" in it...and it really hits it home by building a damn graph in python 🙃

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When you're told why yes, you are handling the shit life's throwing at you rather well