Free Agent Fly On The Wall

Your honor, I was only following the Health Secretary's advice on toilet seat cocaine-derived germ immunity

In her defense, maybe the blanket was made from that puppy

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Linus from Peanuts cartoon lovingly cuddling his blanket like its a cold dead puppy, sorry, she's a fucking psychopath

Kristi Noem waiting for her plane to taxi

Me [after taking a long look out the window, turning back to address the fart scientists gathered in my kitchen]: "I will defy my promise, and I will help your study, because I do believe thIs moment demands it. But may God forgive us all."

Me [after taking a long look out the window, turning back to address the fart scientists gathered in my kitchen]: "I will defy my promise, and I will help your study, because I do believe thIs moment demands it. But may God forgive us all."

So we are assuming Trump believes he can pull a discombobulator in Iran and end up with their oil money in a private Qatari bank too, right

America literally starving kids in Africa to keep this man alive

It's a trolley problem with psychopaths at the switch

America literally starving kids in Africa to keep this man alive

It's a trolley problem with psychopaths at the switch

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Crazy that you could distract a significant part of the senior Trump administration by saying "Hey look!" and throwing a nice travel blanket onto a sexy couch

Jesus Christ, America, the world is begging: you know what you need to do

There was a horse at the fair that could count to 20. I don't know if it had a psychiatrist.

"I'm not scared of a germ," he told the nurse, but she couldn't make out a word he said through the ventilator

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DOW

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute!

"I'm not scared of a germ," he told the nurse, but she couldn't make out a word he said through the ventilator

Fuck!

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i fucking KNEW it

Clown country. America is a fucking clown country.

And so the fate of the world -- our economies, our peace, both our prosperous institutions and our starving aid-dependent nations-- is decided by a few thousand conspiracy addled idiot swing voters in Iowa every 4 fucking years

The women with their hands raised were abused by Epstein, and were ignored while his crimes were covered up, during Pam Bondi's reign as Florida AG

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Godspeed I guess

Appalling. Absolutely appalling. This should end her career. In a sane damned world, this would be the end of her, of Trump, all of them. I want our sane world back.

I believe this. Someone at the FAA, not Duffy, did a big fuck you. Duffy is scrambling with Hegseth now to invent some kind of Cartel Drone Incursion! bullshit cover story, which in all honesty will go over like gangbusters on Fox

I believe this. Someone at the FAA, not Duffy, did a big fuck you. Duffy is scrambling with Hegseth now to invent some kind of Cartel Drone Incursion! bullshit cover story, which in all honesty will go over like gangbusters on Fox

There's a totally plausible explanation here. Hegseth ordered some sort of military drill or test without going through proper channels. When FAA reached out to tell him it was jeopardizing airport safety Hegseth told them to pound sand. FAA then closed the airport to publicly embarrass Hegseth.