Cory Jefferson Hagen

I cannot get over the fact that Pope met JD Vance once and asked God if he could leave. Papa Francisco an icon til the end.

When are these going to ship? I ordered one, and I can wait but I'm just wondering!

MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS — A WORLD WITHOUT CAESARS Support an open internet.

THE SHIRTS ARE BACK IN STOCK

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Everything feels wrong. Gonna be spending a lot of time using Bluesky over other platforms now.

Tron Lightcycle/Run. Pumped the queue through in 40 minutes. Consider me impressed.

Standing in a 90 minute queue at Magic Kingdom for a 90 second ride.

This is peak time management.

Go see Wicked. It's perfect.

You're perfect.

So be perfect together.

I ordered a Lightsaber hilt from the Disney store. It's supposed to arrive today, which means I'm going to spend today obsessively checking the tracking information instead of getting any work done.

This is normal right?

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” -Shakespeare

The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.

I don't know what I did to earn his follow, but if I'm leaving anything on that platform it's this legacy.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Twitter follow screen showing Barack Obama followed me on Twitter.

My Twitter has been purged. All tweets gone, followers removed and people unfollowed. I kept one though

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This is the point that I tell you all an important fact. Every time I watch The Princess Diaries I am reminded that John McGivern is in it. I had the privilege of sharing a stage with him in college, which puts me that much closer to Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews.

That's it. That's the flex.

My husband and I bought a VCR and have been watching movies on VHS. If the county is going backwards the video quality might as well do the same.

(Tonight's VHS is The Princess Diaries)

Don't know how much I'm going to use this, but it's better than X.