geriatric millennial roosevelt

I'm getting the egg icks and I am not happy about it

Settled a case against my hometown and I think our plaintiffs deserved a whole lot more, but I'm glad it's over for them.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, go brewers

Stop giving me urgent things to do my husband is in the ER challenge

Level: impossible, apparently

Normal people when their spouse is late: wow he must have left late, or maybe traffic was bad

Me when my spouse is late: oh my god he died he's dead and so are the kids

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something .

I actually did the meme

Wtf happened to this team

Butker 😒 the worst

The other night I was struggling with parenting, my kids getting big, etc, and when it was time to put my son to bed I started crying. He turned his big little head around, looked at me, then gave me the longest, sweetest snuggle I've gotten in a long time. I hope so much he stays this sweet forever

As someone who grew up in this culture's predecessor in the 90s and 00s, I disagree that they resent that others aren't like them. They relish it because they believe it makes them superior.

Absolutely wild that we have people out here saying it's dangerous to take Tylenol during pregnancy so you should just take an edible instead

Olympic-level gymnasts had to starve themselves to get to 6% bf so I'm sure this will end well for our troops. Nobody is more powerful, sharp, and alert than someone who is starving! (/s, in case that wasn't clear)

Why is someone playing Bohemian Rhapsody at 7:45 in the morning. That is 3:30 on Friday energy

Jesus Christ Joanne shut the fuck up already (in nifty purple and pink spacey graphics. Also a triangle for some reason.)

Decided to hurt my own feelings and go try on some suits. In other news I will not be eating for the next three months.

The ravens are not having a good day 😬

Hot take if you tell me "I don't like ______ but I liked this one" it tells me the food item in question probably misses the essence of what it's supposed to be

I don't love using "blood libel" to describe anything other than the actual historical phenomenon of accusations against Jews of ritually killing Christian children. But if anything in modern political discourse structurally resembles a blood libel, it's Vance accusing Haitians of eating cats.

My absolutely not petty lawyer pet peeve: it is only hearsay if it's offered for the truth of the matter asserted! If it's not, you don't need a hearsay exception!!

I cannot remember the last time I was this debilitatingly ill. What the hell did this child bring home from day care.

Was wondering why half the firm has been out this week and then remembered Rosh Hashanah

A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

LOL

I should have enjoyed not being sick when I had the chance

Nerdlucks

Was about to come check your noggin for concussion

A *lot* of rolling. Like, a lot.

Who wouldn't

My kingdom for a nail salon that opens at 7 am

Hi folks. We've seen this before during the Cold War.

Check out Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" to learn more. 🗃️

And, remember, in Kent v. Dulles (1958), the U.S. Supreme Court held that American citizens have a fundamental right to travel.

supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...

I found out I was pregnant with my daughter on September 11 so this day is always special for me now.