CK Ghost of Christmas Present(s) DexterHaven

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

*taps mic*

Ahem

THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.

Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it

That is all. Carry on.

My friend’s newborn son died last year. This org has been helping him and dads like him, find some peace and healing.

They’re close to hitting their goal. If you’ve got a few dollars consider helping out

Moms classical Christmas music FTW

Stealth attack

Brown tabby cat in an orange sunflower cone giving me serious side eye

Nutsy update- he’s actually feeling better today. I was a little heavy with his pain medication this morning. So he’s a bit in zombie mode.

This is a good sign! It means he’s at a lower pain level! I’ll obviously be adjusting meds for the afternoon.

I endorse this plan

Grey tortie kitten next to a brown tabby cat in an orange/yellow sunflower cone of shame

Nutsy (in the sunflower cone) had teeth pulled. The foster Potats are keeping him company

This is when I tell you Mom is running the heat at 76 degrees. I’m in shorts and a T-shirt and considering the merits of a tank top…

Thank you! :)

Great tortie kitten in a small plastic bowl

Anyone up for a bowl of Spicy Brussels Sprouts?

Grey tortie kitten next to a brown tabby cat in an orange/yellow sunflower cone of shame

Nutsy (in the sunflower cone) had teeth pulled. The foster Potats are keeping him company

Like this is basically the damned textbook. No notes.

Do not shoot people in the water

Speedboat that holds 11 people plus cargo if I’m counting right.

And this is a classic “you don’t shoot the people on the capsized boat”

I just…what the fuck

He’s developed a paradoxical response to it so we’re using different pain meds.

Last time he was on it he was literally running around screaming at things for hours

Yeah. He’s in post dentsl pain but also much happier if that makes sense

2 incisors (that were fractured below the gumline). One reabsorbing one that needed fiddling and one “crown” that has a bunch of stitches around it

We officially don’t have enough representation in either Congress or the courts.

We need to adopt the Wyoming rule and at a minimum expand the Court so that there’s one scotus justice per circuit.

Amazing what happens when you provide all the appropriate documentation and related evidence

So trying to not drown in the ocean qualifies as “continuing the mission”

Navy folks?

I’m at the point where I’m beyond perplexed.

None of this makes any sense. I can’t get a good read on the size of the boat, what was used to “sink” it in the first place, and then on what planet is a person trying to not drown does that qualify as “continuing the mission”

JFC

He’s got a mouth full of stitches, poor guy

I’m just mad at this ongoing push. In this scotus to ignore facts of the case that’s right there. More than once, they have made up elements of the case that don’t exist.

Benefit of the doubt my godamned ass.

*swears loudly in fucking scotus*

I mean heaven forbid we interpret it as they flipped the boat over TO NOT DROWN

And what type of seasoning

And this is allegedly our next Fed chair

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(It is also extrajudicial killing under the laws of war)

Ugh. And yeah, Nutsy developed a paradoxical response to bup and it’s been a thing