Public Universal Girlfriend

"one of us only lies when they think it's morally justified and is into consequentialist ethics, the other only lies when they think its morally justified, and is into deontological ethics"

One of us always lies, and the other really needs to lie down. Its been a long week

"one of us always lies and one of us has sick dance moves"

"one of us always lies and one of us is sick of her shit"
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"I said i was sorry, what can i do to make it up to you?"

"one of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth"

... Okay but if both of you lie, sometimes, that intro could be a lie, and then the whole puzzle is a nonstarter, eh?

Company's plan to launch 4,000 space mirrors alarms scientists Reflect Orbital says their light-on-demand idea has generated significant interest from commercial and government customers.

Capitalism continues to reinvent the captain planet villain.

***while breaking rocks apart***

"I will let you down...
I will make you churt."

Oh that's an excellent point.

One of these days im gonna work at it and invent discomfort food

One of my favorite methods, as a girl who is often too cold

Sable pro-tip: if your bed is cold, add a girl to it! :)

I should not be in an office, trying to focus on analytics

I should be on a tree branch above a path in a heavily shaded wood with a lute.

It just. Makes. Sense.

Damn, yeah, not even a sexy tragic curse can make up for that kind of rudeness

Remember when they told us that leftism would starve us all?
Ope!

Girl in a wide brimmed hat with moons on the underbrim, a low cut dress, a chain necklace, and black lipstick

Went to a wedding where the dress code was "ren faire/fantasy" and goddamn i wish o could get away with dressing like this all the time

This just in: autistic trans woman in favor of trains

I choose to interpret this as a pro public transit commentary about how women dont like car based infrastructure, which I agree with wholeheartedly

Taking the drugs that make you see god because i have a fight to pick

My steak is too lobster, and my butter is too juicy.

One thing no one tells you about fixing your mental health is that being in a better psychological state really makes having the wrong career more... Stark

The real treasures were the terrors we made along the way.

Picture of a woman in sunglasses under an umbrella in a tank top and overshirt with a few necklaces. The umbrella shades the picture in a kind of old photo looking way.

The sunlight filtering through my shade umbrella looked pretty dang neat, and i had to share it

Well, the thing about oaths is they mean fuckall.

It was a tiger brand one. Cheaper than the zojiruchi ones but still very well reviewed and has the features i wanted

Biting the hand that feeds me?

Yes, please--that hand is delicious

Like, woke up, made tomato and egg for me and my younguns, ate it with the perfect rice. All i need now is stronger caffeine drink before work

Ive been ranting to my friends and girlfriends all morning about my new high quality rice cooker with a timer.

I probably sound ridiculous but I can't express how much waking up to the smell and reality of perfectly cooked rice improved my day. We live in the future, omg

errant

Always baffled when "what about the ways it could be worse?" is portrayed as a psychic solution to disliking a situation.

Like. No that did occur to me, actually. Im just a piece of shit who cant be satisfied by "someone else now, or somewhere in the past suffered more"

Fun fact: it doesn't matter if they believe it or care or not. Being a scapegoat still gets us killed.