blaze

now that’s what I’m talkin about

Beyond gagged

Relating to this post as one cherubic mfer

Hi Matt!

The mortifying ordeal of NOT being known AT ALL

certified fiber girl

me: religion is so embarrassing

me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other

deviled eggs are like a bit performed in the medium of food

Why would anyone work out to a song that isn’t by Megan thee stallion is my question

i have entered my homemade dirty soda phase

[waking up in a cold sweat] why didn’t mantzoukas pour more water in the vase

girls, did you know that ummm…. killing the entity means the destruction of cyberspace

Would

You too

Use baby spinach it takes longer to get old cuz it’s just a baby

The longer the hair, the closer to hell

Cooked and ate

U get it

Yucky Sobad Noodles

The air is a bit ouchy these days

I don’t wear concealer anymore. I enjoy looking tired and evil now.

Call you King Ween

If you know them you’re part of the all fucked up club

There were many good Guys but no one this year managed to top my all-time (yelp guy who demands room temperature water)

Spending the evening digging through the trash because I accidentally threw our mailbox key away yesterday

Cool pic I never saw before - L-R Lily May Ledford, Janette Carter, Ramona Jones, Ola Belle Reed, Rose Maddox. Seated:
Elizabeth Cotten. From the Mike Seeger Collection

Spent too long yapping in the bucees parking lot