amelia burger 👻

#p4a2026 i did canonically die in the squid attack but worth it that all our problems are solved in 2027

shout out to this weekend of chaos that makes me wish i was more online these days (in good places)

thank you

so many articles and posts about various celebrity deaths yet no one in the mainstream media has mentioned that my 103-year-old grandma also died this week

If we've learned anything from the part of our history where we created the extremely powerful, world-changing, uncontrollable new technology of a social internet, it should be that whatever is about to happen with AI will, if nothing else, be extremely dumb.

exactly

you just know the real guy on the us olympic luge team named sean hollander has got to be having a weird time right now

we're never going to win the war against AI with moral absolutism, but what we need to do more is treat people using AI for dumb reasons (especially the way people talk about "talking" to chatbots) as what it is, which is extremely cringe

my son was in that balloon

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

watching curling for the first time. everyone is right it is sort of like shuffleboard

i bet all the heated rivalry people being weird about loons is making whoever picked the new minnesota flag have second thoughts about not going with laser loon

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

unfortunately they’ve already announced next year’s halftime show will be ms. pac-man and pac-man getting divorced

finally a super bowl halftime show paying tribute to the good old days (pac-man and ms. pac-man getting married)

sometimes i think about how i have my suspicions about being on the spectrum or at the very least am neurodivergent in some way but idk if i have any major “special interests” in the traditional sense but then i remember i have a google alert set for the word shuffleboard

thinking about how a couple years ago the star tribune was like we're actually going to invest more in local and statewide coverage

drink every time someone around you takes a photo of how packed the subway platform is

We regret to inform you that, after this morning’s prediction, Staten Island Chuck the Groundhog is no longer a trusted member of NYC government.

ten years ago today no one clapped

i accidentally spent most of the weekend sleeping so starting tomorrow i better be the least tired anyone has ever been

This is Brad Lander doing pulltabs in the Uptown VFW. He’s one of us now

Low on the list of priorities, but Mamdani seems to have an instinct for what kinds of day-to-day issues resonate, so: The new mayor should intervene about the complete loss of subway etiquette. Obviously the no-headphones thing, but also *everyone* is keeping their backpack on. Re-education needed!

someone needs to do some science about how men who are bad at being the bachelor end up being good/wild at gameplay on the traitors

considering maybe i should just take separate trips to LA and hawaii instead of trying to optimize vacation for while i'm over there

how do i get a job designing challenges on the traitors

imagine having a sleep schedule that’s not totally busted

alexa play i love mother (pretty mother's home) :(

An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

i was sort of marveling at how not-that-depressed i’ve been feeling lately but then *somebody* had to crawl across my sink and remind me i have roaches