Ol' Grumpy Ape

DENYS!

It's that time of year. I'll always be on your side.
#Pride2025

I'm never busy. Happy belated birthday!

Nope. We're fucked. The damage done by this asshole and his sycophants is irreparable and will haunt us in perpetuity.

Happy Hell Day, FNU!!

Eight years ago, I skipped the inauguration by being in a coma.
Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit.
Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.

I just discovered the same.

a group of muppets are sitting around a table with a candle and a man standing in front of them . ALT: a group of muppets are sitting around a table with a candle and a man standing in front of them .

Scrooge arrives at the Cratchits with a massive raw turkey

Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me.
Scrooge: You're welcome.
Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle
Scrooge: Excuse me?
Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!

a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas ALT: a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas

#MuppetChristmasCarol

We don't need no sticking Lego tools.
I have a switchblade in my pocket.

a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face

It's time!

I'm American, so I say "Merry Christmas"
Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel"
Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas"
And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays"
In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass.
Happy early Hanukkah!

Just received a Harry & David box. YAY!
Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today.
They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival.
YAY!!

F'n YIKES

Meals or bananas?

Good morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.

Congratulations Navy!
The Midshipmen earned this one.
#ArmyNavyGame2024

Heads high Army!

LET'S GO ARMY!!

Fair enough

It's that time of year again.
GO ARMY!

Oh hell no @nbcnews.com, you will not saddle me with being "Mariah Carey-d," you twats.
I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.

Hey Chris! Thanks.

Well hopefully you ate it and are now luxuriating with the warmth of a full belly.

No. Gay troops serving openly invites more to service and sacrifice without fear of systemic discrimination (for the most part). If you're willing to lay down your life, I don't give a damn about your sexuality. Hegseth thinks he's a "Christian warrior" when in actuality, he's a fucking twat.

a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and big eyes ALT: a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and big eyes

🎵Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
Cuz of all of the tequila
And the many lines of blow

YouTube video by A Philly Special Christmas It’s Christmas Time (In Cleveland Heights) ft. Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, & Boyz II Men

If you haven't heard this, you're in for a treat.
youtu.be/0xF38-9mO1w?...

I believe this is sound thinking on their part.

Uh, bodies don't bury themselves.

That place is tacky AF