Sounds About Right

“But I’m different. He would never do that to me? Why do I hear a leopard growl?”

Man. Imagine if conservatives and the media were around during the 30s.

“Everything Hitler does the libs turn into a bad thing.”

“We can’t even express ourselves with goose stepping without people thinking we’re bad.”

“Yeah, he’s killing people, but my deutche marks can’t pay for eggs.”

Oh…

They can’t take responsibility for themselves.

“We’re the party of personal responsibility, not my responsibility for my actions!!”

Oligarchs are fun. They make everything better…if you’re an oligarch.

Watching them eat each other alive is devastating…because it’s making my popcorn stash dwindle to nothing.

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Ah, #squidgames. Always fun to see the capitalistic system seen in all its glory.

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I can’t be the only asshole who can’t wait to read all the news articles of Trumper’s getting fucked over by Trump.

They always confess.

Look. Who could have predicted a vocal enemy of unions would end up being a union enemy???

lol. Our democracy is a farce controlled by billionaires

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I only talk about sexy alien cat titties. It is why I only talk about Avatar.

You ever walk down the street and then get kidnapped by the cast and crew of a 1980s Nickelodeon show?

I can’t be the only one.

Oh, I was just lazy

Still lazy, but all that Halloween candy gave me a flurry of energy.

Humor? The blood thing?

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Not this again.

My biggest issue with Bluesky is I can’t make unfunny polls.

Didn’t Reagan’s Secretary of Interior thought once the last tree fell Jesus would return? They’ve always been nut jobs on the right. They’re just supersizing that shit now.

If miles were good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me. Same thing with English.

“Game Over, Beaker.”

But who knows more about the plight of the working class than those creating the plight?

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Am I the only one who presumes most billionaires are like the VIPs in squid games?

Honestly, that’s a steal.

How many haymakers did you land on the most racist relative?