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Guess ICE has a fitness waver.

03.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cat with a caption that says so true ALT: a cat with a caption that says so true

02.10.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

24.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 29640 🔁 9964 💬 732 📌 1547

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15.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a red toy crab with black eyes and a smile on its face ALT: a red toy crab with black eyes and a smile on its face

10.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is holding an oscar statue in front of a sign that says hollywood ALT: a man is holding an oscar statue in front of a sign that says hollywood

10.08.2025 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quivertime 4 life. Nexus blocks are great.

03.08.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m soo ready for some copic paint markers #artsuplies #paintmarker #copic #blick

03.08.2025 13:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's this? I can get it on metal....add to cart.

29.07.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.07.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dooooope

26.07.2025 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yooooooooo that is 🔥

21.06.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21.06.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clouds loom high over a distant lighthouse. A small sailboat passes in the foreground, and above a massive woman towers in the clouds, flanked by two owls. The woman is surrounded with pale drapery that mimics the color and shape of the clouds. She looks down upon the lighthouse and boat.

gonna call this one done, I think 🤞

20.06.2025 22:03 — 👍 5840 🔁 1166 💬 69 📌 11

a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom

19.06.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Insomnia please release me and let me be...
This fella came in a dream that woke me right up.
#insomnia #chronicillness #art #newart

12.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a digital parrot has less insight than a IRL parrot. Guy just wants more venture capital crackers to keep the ruse going.

11.06.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*checks fake watch* when is this dextroamphetamine going to kick in? I got daily quests that require a focus score higher than what I currently have.

#adhd #adhdstruggles

26.05.2025 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

09.05.2025 21:46 — 👍 9173 🔁 1179 💬 125 📌 885

Never thought that "ending wokeism" would mean coming after the W admin.

23.04.2025 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RFK doing brown face for what reason?

23.04.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More sleeping pill dream zombies
#mtg #mtgtoken #art #newart #zombie #zombieart

22.04.2025 22:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zombie token based on a dream I had. Sleeping pills give me wild dreams.
#zombie #zombieart #mtg #mtgtoken #art #newart

21.04.2025 11:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lvl 1 Lich acquired.
#sololeveling #sololevelingmemes

20.04.2025 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For one I am surprised Vance can still cross the threshold of the Vatican. Also I hope Francis took the Popemobile to get some gelato during all of this.

20.04.2025 06:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice

18.04.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been a bit since posting. Life got crazy. #art #newart #posca #monster #monsterart

18.04.2025 01:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very Very Cool!!

15.04.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I gotta hand it to ya!

09.04.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tyvm @carillion.bsky.social for the hook up. I have them in hand.
#mtg #soontobemtgaltered

02.04.2025 19:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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