Izk Kipp

At a conference about to go on stage to give the most important speech of your career? Well, did you know there's a giant busted allosarus head sitting in a pit just out of reach in the Jurassic park dark ride in Pigeon Forge TN?

2 AM before your only child's wedding? How about instead of sleeping you get to hear all about the Big Banana Bunyip and if she's still rotting at the bottom of that lake or not!

I feel that every therapist/psychologist who diagnosed me with bipolar/borderline/depression/schizophrenia as a child when I was really just autistic should be now forced to hear me give a 4 hour lecture about my favorite abandoned submerged animatronics at the most inconvenient time in their lives.

Where are short form video rants on how the "your feelings are valid" non-apology BS that therapy people are doing nowadays is just a secular thought stopping exercise on avoiding accountability?

I feel like in general I'm really good at not falling into parasocial relationships but then at the same time if Nathan Fielder has a fall from grace I will absolutely jump out of a fucking window

Sometimes you Dive through Hell. Sometimes Hell Dives through you.
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.....fuck.

Daddy's home

"You know I think I'd be able to play Silent Hill by myself if I looked up the puzzles. I mean, I love the horror part...I love shooting the ladies you know? Love doing the misogyny. I can do the misogyny, horror, and the shooting, but the puzzles?? What am I, a scientist??" -my girlfriend

I need a Gen Z video essayist to explain to me why I like Helluva Boss but not Hazbin Hotel

Idk how to tell my girlfriend that the different /types/ and /textures/ of white noise in The Witness are integral parts of my experience of playing that game

Male emergency room doctor, come up with ANY reason a woman would present in the ER with gastrointestinal pain BESIDES pregnancy. Challenge level: impossible

Me n my fellow chronically ill girlfriend subjecting all the employees at Heartland Community Health center to watching their own personal episode of Love on the Spectrum