Noah Bodie 🌻 Author & Illustrator

PICTURED:

4" CAEL & PITHUS ACRYLIC STANDEE
2.5" ANDREAS & SIMON BLOODY APPLE HEART ACRYLIC KEYCHAIN
4" ANDREAS & SIMON ACRYLIC STANDEE
2.5" ANDREAS & SIMON ACRYLIC MAGNETIC HEART KEYCHAIN SET

There are some limited-time drop items that, once they're gone, they're gone! I'll have them available with me at events this year, and you can grab them individually online until May 31st!

Come March 1st, a Desert Rose bundle will be available ONLY on my website!

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Remember how I said there would be some really neat things coming since Andreas and Simon's 3rd book is coming out in June?

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I get asked at events sometimes what takes me the longest when I’m painting, and the answer is always the same. Hair. H a I r. I hand-paint every single strand with my little watercolor brushes, like a crazy person.

Anyway, I took 4 hours to sketch and start painting on something selfish tonight.

Hi friends. I have 18 SLOTS available across all offers for this, and I DO have a rush option available to guarantee that you'll have it in hand by Valentine's Day.

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I have #artcommissions open. Full information can be found here, but the slides show base pricing: noahbodie.com/pages/commis...

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Neurodivergence in Queer Romance Event! Want to diversify your TBR this year? Check out the Neurodivergence in Queer Romance event!

Neurodivergence in Queer Romance Event!

Want to diversify your TBR this year? Check out the Neurodivergence in Queer Romance event!

I originally planned to drop this on Valentine's Day but with the weather this weekend on the East Coast being gross, I decided to drop it early and include it in KU for a limited time.

So, if you like extra-spicy trans vampires, lots of nods to Irish folklore, and moody/gothic atmosphere ... Blood

Do YOU love dark fantasy romance & contemporary romance? Do YOU love human art & books? Do YOU like the thought of a community with release parties, sneak peeks, and first access to never-before-seen books and art?

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Misty Missteps Update! It is the heart of Winter of 1307, and the realm has found itself once again in the middle of a war between immortal beings. The world that existed before is no more, and the echoes of approaching armies and elemental retribution ring out over the early mornings that birds once ruled. You all find yourselves in the middle of a battlefield …

Misty Missteps Update!

It is the heart of Winter of 1307, and the realm has found itself once again in the middle of a war between immortal beings. The world that existed before is no more, and the echoes of approaching armies and elemental retribution ring out over the early mornings that birds…

The Desert Rose Saga continues officially on JUNE 1ST to celebrate the Festival of Homecoming in my dark fantasy world.

The next installment of Andreas and Simon’s journey is coming soon. Pre-orders go live on March 1st, when I drop the title and cover reveal to everyone who isn't on my newsletter.

I don't think you all are READY. Some Assembly Required's audiobook is coming along, and @oliver_williams_audiobooks is KILLING it.

I can't wait for you all to hear this in full, because what I've heard so far is *chefs kiss*.

Commission Slot Openings for April-June I have commission slots opened up and am booking for April through June!

Commission Slot Openings for April-June

I have commission slots opened up and am booking for April through June!

Misty Missteps – Introductions & Session Teaser Drop

We're officially pushed out across the world with player introductions and a ~5 minute teaser from episode one! You can find us here, on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more:

Many of you know that I've been a TTRPG GM for half my life. I haven't gotten to play in a while, but wrangled a few friends and talked them into going on an adventure with me. So, we figured we'd invite you all along, too.

Don’t mind me I’m out here looping Lucas and Max’s playlist because final edits are done. Everything is locked and loaded. The buttons have been pressed. The pre-orders are all live. Author copies have been ordered. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Signals + Sentiments: A Heartstrings & Coffee Beans Novel Releases on 01.01.2026!

Some of you may have noticed a new serial launch today, and it will work as a bridge between Some Assembly Required and my new contemporary romance titled Signals + Sentiments which comes out on 01/01/2026! The…

Over Saturated: A Heartstrings & Coffee Beans Serial – 01

“Maxie, you’re sure you’re okay with going with Uncle Liam?” Fallon said quietly, shifting from where he’d squatted to meet his son’s eyes. “I am,” Max replied, and looked over to Mateo for reassurance before looking to Fallon again. “You…

Indie Ink Awards Voting is Open!

Holy crow, folks! You all nominated me for SIX categories in the Indie Ink Awards between two books? I'm floored. If you all have a moment to go out and vote, then I'll be UNDER the floor if you spare a vote for me, too.

Book Updates!

I announced a few days ago that I was going through and updating my book playlists so they were hosted on a more ethical platform, and not Spotify. I'm also here to announce that my books have now been transitioned back out of KU after their 6 month runs there, and are in process of…

when I was young,
I loved carousels.
now, I often think about
jumping off before the ride is over
because I'm tired of it.

Suneater & Bulwark eBooks are 0.99!

From 11/20 - 11/27, you can grab the first and second books of The Desert Rose Saga for only $0.99 EACH!

Grab your favorite mischief maker and head on out to see the sights of the Smolder Ridge Mountains of Redirine! After all, what lover doesn't adore a good smolder?

Fey & Wolf Audiobook Release!

Fey & Wolf is OFFICIALLY LIVE on Audible, and pending entrance into the Global Reach program as well!

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I have a holiday sale ongoing in my online shop on EVERYTHING including new items 🫡

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Gloaming – A Lusefell Vignette

“I’m going to ask you a question,” a gravelly voice spoke from the shadows, reverberating as if its owner had not yet decided on a fixed point to situate themselves in the dimly lit room. “Ask it then,” a woman replied, her voice dragging in a sharp trill of…

Food Bank Giveaway Update!

My giveaway for Harvest Hope allows donations starting at $1 to receive a free eBook copy of 'Some Assembly Required' and enter to win prizes. It runs from 10/30/2025 to 11/20/2025, featuring first and second place rewards, including signed books!