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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

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The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

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if you are still setting off fireworks on The Thirteenth of July, you are *~just an asshole*~

Both.

The girls were literally at a prayer camp. Praying is not a solution.

Time to traumatize a whole new generation!

That dog is freaking adorable.

This may have to be my first ever political donation.

RIP Lupita. Losing a pet is so hard.

Finally started painting my Cities of Sigmar stuff the other night. One down, 19 to go. #warhammer

Probably a good mix of both.

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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had unco...

Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence

Just finally watched this last night, loved it. Hugh Grant was amazing.

Imagine thinking you're the superior race but being unable to spell simple words.

Eager to hear Americans defend this one. You can't just call things illegal because you don't like them.

Also, does POTUS know the Flag Code? Because he's doing it wrong.

And what does "thank you for your attention on this matter" mean?

Saw this in theaters a few weeks ago, loved it.

I think about this headline all of the time.

That said if you're a nazi who likes alternative rock double fuck off

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

Oh you would love Garfunkel & Oates, they have so many great songs.

SIUE delayed opening by like an hour, so that's practically a snow day, right?

It is ALWAYS okay to order pizza for dinner.

That would be pretty sweet