Batman

I have nowhere else to post this bc she has all my other socials but here’s a new sentence for y’all

He’s the reason for every grey hair I have 🫶

Me: it’s 20 minutes till close, can you start refilling change at-
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM

Charging my vape with my laptop cord feels like putting jet fuel in a lawn mower

It should be illegal to do yard work before noon on a Sunday

Crazy what can ruin your immersion in a fic. It’s a pea coat not a petticoat. A petticoat is an undergarment worn under skirts to give volume. A pea coat is a jacket. Unless supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner is wearing a skirt ur wrong. Tried to keep reading but had to stop and find another

Posting on ao3 and putting a lot of tags so more ppl can find it and then more ppl find it and now I’m expected to write another chapter

Telling my mom (a veteran) that I know my third amendment rights and shutting the door in before she can come in every time we get home is so funny I giggle every time

Accidentally spent $180 on vapes bc I forgot geek bar is done how’s ur day going

Dude I blocked made a new profile to msg me again last night and I fell asleep while he was sending me pics and a million other notifs and when I woke up they were all gone. And I don’t know if he’s still on there but I’m nervous

Things my coworkers have said today:
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”

Anyways time to go clock in I’m employed btw

My aversion to shipping as a necessity aside, Superman frequently leaves batmans hole ruined btw

Fuck Klance fuck hance fuck hidge and fuck plance and fuck allurance and shallura and all of it.

Me reloading the tl to see if u said anything lol
Good luck soldier

Anyways jinu as Lotor and Keith as rumi goes crazy. WITHOUT the romantic subplot they had going on tho I just need gwi-ma (Zarkon) ruining jinu (Lotor) and jinu (Lotor) continuing the cycle with rumi (Keith)

I like consuming content without needing to consider ships <3 don’t get me wrong I love a little ship here and there but can I tell you how hard I was flamed for a Keith and Lotor concept which I had written as angst and everyone assumed I was shipping them? Like dude fuck that I want them miserable

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY TL IM GONNA COMMIT CRIMES

I’m normal I’m just a Klance anti <3

ME I DONT WANT TO SEE KPANCE IN 2025 AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IN 2018 AND I WONT WANT YO SEE IT IN 2026 FUCK KLANCE

Anyways Lotor being a temptation to a struggling Keith who is newly navigating his Galra identity. Lotor who is also tempted by shameful things (quintessence) urging Keith to join him. Be what he was born to be.

I want to voltronpost but I fear it is no longer 2018

Ok so it’s not just me. I was wondering why I saw you replying on the tl but not my inbox

I am normal

I promptly forgot about this for about 8 years. When I remembered this I had been out and transitioning for two years now. Funny how things work.

Went to Disney in 2011. I was so excited to go to Pixie Hollow bc I was obsessed with Tinker Bell. We met Silvermist (my fave) and my parents got distracted with smth leaving me with her for a minute.

I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”

I promise I will. I saw Ben Shapiro didn’t like it so I’m certain I’ll be enchanted

No 😔 got busy today even tho I took the day off specifically for Superman. Might try to see it this weekend

Stay safe pooks. I’m not quite in flash flood territory yet but we got a tornado watch round northern IL rn. Hoping shit chills out during the weekend for all of us

Rumi from Kpop demon hunters with her demon patterns showing

Keith from Voltron legendary defender locking swords with an opponent

They would understand each other so well…..