Marlene Samaniego

Penalties. Should. Be. Harder. To. Win.

Bad pen or good save?

Sorry, is this not kind of exactly what happened to Gyokeres a few weeks ago??

Messi is insane. You just know something is going to happen when he’s charging up the pitch with the ball.

Craig Pawson is a joke.

I was just saying I haven’t seen us going to a back 5 in what feels like forever lol

Right before Saka’s goal, my sister said, “It’s close. I can feel it.” And right before the Trossard’s banger, she said, “give the ball to that cheeky little Trossard.”

MY MF GK

Ah yes, I forgot it’s a foul to get put in a headlock and dragged to the ground.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Trossard ALWAYS backs himself to score from those positions

This is the game I was most nervous about in this stretch.

Completely unrelated, but still important: it’s still warm in Texas during the day and my dog likes to sunbathe so when she goes outside and comes back all warm we call her a hot dog, but if she comes back in all cold we call her a chili dog.

The commentator of this match just said, “drewsbury-hall, Chelsea player of course last season.” Which, like, of course?? I didn’t even know until this season he was still playing😬

Also, what was Bentancur doing there for that goal??? Hahahahahahaha

4 people I never miss a chance to dunk on: Ed and Lorraine Warren, Ange Postecoglou, and Richarlison.

I never skip a chance to dunk on him

HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD. RICHARLISON TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF AND HE DIDNT EVEN SCORE THE WINNER. OH MY GOD.

Honestly richarlison should get a red for making us look at that fucking weirdo back piece tattoo of himself??? Why are more people not talking about that??

Can’t wait to see the post match interviews

RUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Remember when we stole Eze from Sp*rs and they talked their shit saying they won bc they got Xavi Simmons instead and they never wanted Eze anyway despite him being their number 1 target all summer? Think they still feel that way?

HANDBALL?? Where???

STINA

Homeownership is a scam I hate it here

Ah yes. My favorite new law is the one where only the captain of each team is allowed to talk to the referee. Unless you’re City, in which case it’s complete acceptable for 6 players to surround the referee at any given time.

It may not be the best observation, but Nino really has made just about every squad he’s managed better. Except Sp*rs. There’s no helping them I fear.

No way this stands, right? If we’re applying the same rules as other weeks, this can’t be given.

Thank you Ben!!

I went away for my birthday last week with my true blue besties and I can’t stop thinking about a couple of things. 1) my best friend called 2 the Safeway 2 weeks before to get a cake made for me and 2) her girlfriend called the restaurant before dinner to have a bottle of champagne at our table🥹🤍

I hate it here.