Papa Bearman

Look, the life lessons, I won't shame him for. I WILL shame him for the tattoo. Like bro, we're not crying over it, we're laughing at you for it.

It's not "shameful", it's a mass execution by starvation. They're just begging for grocery stores to be robbed.

BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.

Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.

Bigger than I thought it'd be.

"If I tell a credible lie and you believe me, that's your fault for being stupid enough to believe my credible lie."

That's how sociopaths think.

They're not afraid of us enough.

I knew I wasn't gonna live to see retirement, but I thought it was because my heart would explode from all the chocolate and pizza; I didn't think it would be from The Purge.

My God they've just created a machine that incentivizes every Trump staffer to break the economy (and much else) on purpose so they can insider trade on Truth Social.

Literally every insider trading son of a bitch in this regime is gonna be deliberately *increasing* volatility as much as possible.

I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.

Remember when Republicans were up in arms about healthy men sitting at home, not working and living off government cheques?

Don’t Stream Fascism: Cancel Spotify

Spotify is now running ICE recruitment ads. We asked them to stop. They ignored us. Let's show them what we showed Disney. No Kings, No Collaborators, No Capitulators. indivisible.org/cancel-spotify

Narrator: Reports indicate that some highly profitable corporations, including Tesla, General Motors, and Meta, paid little to no federal income tax in 2024 by using a variety of legal tax breaks and strategies. 😏

"Trump is illegally impounding SNAP funds to make people hungry so he can force the Democrats to capitulate to help the hungry people" is just a wild state of affairs.

You hear about whale-lung, but you don't know the details of it, and how it affects the victim and their families.

important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates

check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out

All you have to do is look at how many contracts Microsoft has with the federal government to realize that Microsoft aren’t gonna say shit. Cause Trump will just cancel billions of dollars of contracts.

All executives are cowards .

This is a bargain; jump on it and get it now.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

*One hour later. It's 3:00 PM here on the US East Coast, so it'll be in two hours.

We don't believe you.

"NBA Tip-Off" has been the #1 trend in my feed for the last week-and-a-half. I don't watch the NBA. This may be the first Bluesky post I've ever made *about* the NBA.

You think Bluesky's trying to tell me something?

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Before I succumb to the melatonin gummies, just want to say that, despite the glitches that need hammered out (and as long as you're using a keyboard and mouse), @powerwashsimulator.co.uk 2 is a bloody satisfying time. Play it.

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

They worship a fucking child.

Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more "ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED."

“ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”

Donald Trump got mad at the TV...so now stuff costs more.

By attaching a combustible engine to a cow and driving it into Mar-a-Lago, I am forcing the issue in a strategy called "steak-driving."

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

they are lying to you, because they think you are stupid

So the government is shut down, the House is in indefinite recess, they tore down 1/3 of a monument and are building an enormous bunker with no congressional oversight or funding, only illegal bribes. In order to support this effort they have refused to feed a full fourth of the country,