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Jacques Crist

@jcrist.bsky.social

Freelance Neil Stephenson impersonator, moderately skilled in the art of origami with people. Just here to look pretty and let the smart folks talk; prospective followers will be sorely disappointed. D'avantage si vous étés français ou meme francophone...

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Comes with complementary 'roids n micro-nads!

04.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adds "do you have an NPDES permit for this...thing and do you have one where these spoils are heading" to said list of questions. Y'know what? Imma check on that.

13.08.2025 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

16' semi-precious stone mosaic portrait or you aren't even trying

16.05.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Followed; you had me at impervious surface stormwater runoff. Now let's talk about those receiving waters...

08.05.2025 06:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is, in fact, right & proper to shoot Nazis in the nads. Still working on an all ball run of that level myself.

05.03.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No pics or video on hand; but basic exercise to get a feel of the thing is grab your own wrist, then rotate the captured hand until one of the long bones of your forearm aligns with the grabbing hand's fingertips. Drop or lead with yr elbow to break grip.

01.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@judemasonvoice.bsky.social
Maybe 1 less reason to remain on the hellsite?
bsky.app/profile/nash...

09.01.2025 18:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bonne année,
bonne santé
Jean-Marie est décédé !

07.01.2025 23:11 — 👍 122    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 2
Post image 08.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 79    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Cannot dispute your keen observation of the kinesthetic prowess on display here, but may I draw your eye to this instead? No break, no pop, no lock to be found...

youtube.com/watch?v=5vbA...

08.11.2024 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is not "pouncy cat"! Is clearly Cougar domesticus, or perhaps is Puma domesticus!

06.11.2024 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: pixel...pixel...pixel...FULL SCREEN KITTY FACE!!! That, my friends, is a dopamine hit like I haven't had since my early 20's!

02.11.2024 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hang on now; I get a falcon AND I get BOTH of these yutz's within arm's reach? NGL, don't mind if I do.

11.10.2024 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, let's face it, that job calls for a fire axe!

28.09.2024 04:02 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also...Cornell West?!? Is there a Semiotician in the house?

27.07.2024 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep.

19.07.2024 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Album cover from Bad Religion's 1993 punk classic; Recipe for Hate

Album cover from Bad Religion's 1993 punk classic; Recipe for Hate

And to all the Adjuncts out there facing the hollowing out of academe; I give you this, the proof that a doctorate from Cornell has value! You too can find meaning and purpose and a reason to go on! Anyhoo, here's something to help focus your rage:

22.05.2024 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In answer to "Name a great 90's album from somebody other than these four bands from the Seattle grunge scene" - Cover art from NOFX's iconic "Punk in Drublic"

In answer to "Name a great 90's album from somebody other than these four bands from the Seattle grunge scene" - Cover art from NOFX's iconic "Punk in Drublic"

22.05.2024 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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