Arch-o-Lantern

Congrats, Ross!

King Gobster and the Lobster Mobster

he is experiencing enrichment

(sick keyboard riff)

A sketch of a faun character with a human face, little deer nose, and big fluffy ears. He has antlers that sweep back from his forehead and long wavy hair that’s partially tied back. He looks at the viewer from a 3/4 angle with big friendly eyes and a little smirk.

Asteri! ⭐️ 🦌

#art

Anyway I super did not get Rush tickets today.

I just saw MTV is shutting down. Funny story, they were trying to buy Penny Arcade back in the early 2000s when we were at the height of our popularity. Crazy that we outlived them 😆

it’s us we’re the kids

The cats may be the prime beneficiaries of my job at a brewery. Turns out beer flats fit them perfectly.

"14 is NOT yodeling"
#dnd

That always sells -immediately- when it comes in :(

Bull Moose Pick Wall Update

N Zap mains

Somebody brought like 12 Zappers in for us to buy back

The Devil works fast but PAX works faster

Sticker of a cat on a table with destruction all around and giant Japanese crabs throwing lasers trough their eyes

How it feels 😬

MADE IN CHINA

Should have streamed this junk mail live like a pack opening

Oh this is beautiful!

East Coasters do Canadian accents like that too, but a good chunk of us pahk the cah here.

Rush tickets and Furby Magic Cards go on sale at the SAME EXACT TIME. Specifically, the only time I’m going to be away from my computer next week. This scenario was engineered specifically to torture Me.

biddyefourd

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

A sepiatone sketch showing stylized versions of a 2012 Furby, a 2005, and a 1998. They are drawn to look closer to real animals than plastic and fabric.

The origin of Furbys

#art #furbyfieldnotes

A fat feathery pink velociraptor with a swoopy blue tail curled around itself

My Shikoku Ken, Ranger, dressed like a Tanuki with the big straw hat and cloak tied around his shoulders

A sexy pinup of Duke Nukem, sitting on a bomb with his foot kicked up on an alien skull. He has one hand behind his head and another holding a scifi gun suggestively over his crotch, a banner behind him says “Always Bet On Duke”

I applied for an apprenticeship at a tattoo parlour because my industry continues to be in shambles and maybe it’s time for a pivot, they wanted examples of flash and I didn’t really have any so here are three I made up on the spot to show Range 🖊️🦑

Centaurworld changed my brain chemistry for the better

"I don't wanna touch sand paper" is one of the best sequences of words ever strung together

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

goats