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A screenshot of a lady gaga music video where she is holding a modern container of Miracle Whip, and a knife

"A Miracle Whip spokeswoman confirmed the brand's paid integration, but didn't comment further."

never forget lady gaga × miracle whip

Please read the article I shared in the first post. It will explain everything.

OMG. THANK YOU FOR THIS TIP

i also was curious about this and there is like ZERO online information about this company or the president or where it went. it’s extremely bizarre! part of me wondering if this article was the end of them?!

actually i take it back. first version is significantly more… memorable

i reluctantly admit Q5 MAY have gotten this one right

mfer got the ultra rare chase variant

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or, the consultants quickly sniffed out what the execs were after, and made super easy sucker money just validating them!!

YES YES YES. I thought that, and i thought “this company is absolutely out of their minds on 500 different levels if you think you can consultant your way to Pee-Wee’s Playhouse”

it makes perfect sense, but it’s also rather sad. @straczynski.bsky.social obviously continued to find work despite being on-the-record honest about these goofs. maybe there’s something to be said for a “have to go buy a physical paper” barrier to outrage entry 😂 oh well!!

they tried to cut Ray! like, the whole ghostbusters character! fortunately the writers laughed them out of the room?!

(side note: there are so many good on-the-record quotes in this piece, it really took me be surprise. were people more likely to freely speak in a pre-internet, pre-fandom age?)

@mudron.bsky.social i ended up here after watching that vid and going “what the hell are the little clowns of happytown” which i have zero memory of! another Q5 masterpiece. bsky.app/profile/cabe...

Straczynski expressed the highest regard for Trias and ABC, but he said that he believes "network paranoia" has led them to use Q5. "It is a truly insidious organization, I make no bones about it at all. A lot of their research and theories are strictly from voodoo, Straczynski continued. "I think they reinforce stereotypes--sexist and racist. I think they are not helping television, they are diminishing it."

In addition to Janine's new look, described in notes on one DIC character drawing as "generally less harsh & "slutty," she will have a warmer, more nurturing relationship with Slimer, a childlike comic character who sometimes dissolves into slime.

The show also will contain less satire and less subtle, sophisticated verbal humor. "I've written a few shows for this season, and they weren't as much fun as last season," lamented "Real Ghostbusters" writer Michael Reaves. As one of numerous examples of this change, the Q5 report notes that some jokes that writers had included about college days and "no intelligent life in New Jersey" would go over the heads of young children. A phrase such as "create the proper ambiance," the report suggests, could be phrased more simply: "Make this room look like a little boy's.

A remarkable 1987 article about “Q5”, a consultancy that, i’ve now learned, seems singularly responsible for the mass bland-izing of cartoons when i was a kid. I remember the sudden and mysterious Jeanine swap-out in The Real Ghostbusters! this explains so much.

www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

ok, unblock request submitted haha

happy first birthday to this man

do I dare fill out www.spectrum.net/support/form...

what platform/browser?

With Time Flies now out — people are loving it!! — here's an EXCLUSIVE video message from Michael, one of the creators of the game!

🪰 timeflies.buzz

nooooooo 😭

i’ll be there! driving down with the family! please come say hello!

Time Flies is OUT NOW!!

For Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Mac/PC. On sale for a limited time. Hand-crafted, delightful, short and sweet. And most of all: fun. timeflies.buzz 🪰

Spread the word!

it’s almost certainly fine. any “mature” themes are handled in a comedy/funny manner, that ratings boards don’t quite appreciate.

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TIME FLIES TOMORROW!! timeflies.buzz

Walmart’s AI assistant, Sparky — god, please bear with me — recommended that i try asking it “what are the different flavors of Monster Cereal”?

It then immediately turned around and made two of them up, “fruity yummy” (lol) and “fright frenzy”.

perfect as ever

See a web page of a nice looking "email app". Download it. Open the .dmg. Drag the app to my Applications folder. Launch the app.

And only then, ONLY THEN, do I finally discover that it's not, in fact, an "email app" at all — it's a Gmail app.

It should be illegal!! There oughta be a law!!

YOU ASKED. THE POSTERS ARE BACK. (a bit smaller and giclée this time, but back!!)

you already finished the first level

it is never too late to play arco. excited for this thread from bibiki!!