@seashellkillings.bsky.social
𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍 𝘼𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉, 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁. WRITTEN BY TOPAZ.
for more info about de kiIIer and the events that involved him in game, read these wikis :
• aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Shelly_...
• aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Farewel...
• aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Turnabo...
• aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Turnabo...
i have not been entirely honest . but, that was a necessity .
i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...
[ side eyes malik 💀 ]
... ex husband, if you desire to continue .
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perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
... i'm surprised you knew that without turning .
20.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1... who is that man .ᐣ
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... how interesting .
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
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sometimes in nature, the most adorable things are the deadIiest .
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
well, he is quite pretty . but i do not believe that is considered a household cat .
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
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well, aren't you two adorable .ᐣ
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
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pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
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i do hope he realizes that if they are literal turtles, that goes against my policy .
[ not that fuckinfg gay ninja i hate 👺 .... / silly ]
i have a new client ... though, the targets he discussed with me seem quite odd .
20.06.2025 05:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there will be no escaping your fate . 👺
20.06.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@nickelsamurai.bsky.social
june 24th 2025 2:38 pm
i don't see why not .
20.06.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1...
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
THOUGH * how did it get corrected to those 🤬🤬
20.06.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0perhaps .
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
... no .
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
hmmm ...
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... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
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have you found a therapist that will not run away from you yet .. .ᐣ
20.06.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1ten therapists, you say .ᐣ 💧
hm ... that's no good .
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i see .
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
well, i see that you still must have a long life ahead of you .
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
... 160 years old .ᐣ your kind must have quite the long lifespan .
19.06.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1not located in this galaxy .ᐣ you have come a long way, then .
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
i see ─ how interesting .
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
do not fret, your assumption was correct . i am a human .
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hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
hello .
... what, pray tell, is expIoding day .ᐣ i do not believe i've heard of such a thing . 💧
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little guys do not vioIate the terms of a contract . 👺🔪
19.06.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0