‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ “𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝓓𝐎𝐄 ” .

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i have not been entirely honest . but, that was a necessity .

i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...

[ side eyes malik 💀 ]

... ex husband, if you desire to continue .

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perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ

[ WHAT 👹 ]

... i'm surprised you knew that without turning .

... who is that man .ᐣ

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... how interesting .

i fear for anyone who may live with you .

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sometimes in nature, the most adorable things are the deadIiest .

... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧

well, he is quite pretty . but i do not believe that is considered a household cat .

... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .

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well, aren't you two adorable .ᐣ

... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ

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pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧

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i do hope he realizes that if they are literal turtles, that goes against my policy .

[ not that fuckinfg gay ninja i hate 👺 .... / silly ]

i have a new client ... though, the targets he discussed with me seem quite odd .

there will be no escaping your fate . 👺

@nickelsamurai.bsky.social

june 24th 2025 2:38 pm

i don't see why not .

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i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .

THOUGH * how did it get corrected to those 🤬🤬

perhaps .

those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧

... no .

now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .

hm, the poor woman .

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hmmm ...

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... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧

the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .

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have you found a therapist that will not run away from you yet .. .ᐣ

ten therapists, you say .ᐣ 💧

hm ... that's no good .

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i see .

i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .

[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]

well, i see that you still must have a long life ahead of you .

... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ

... 160 years old .ᐣ your kind must have quite the long lifespan .

not located in this galaxy .ᐣ you have come a long way, then .

might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ

i see ─ how interesting .

let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .

my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .

[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]

do not fret, your assumption was correct . i am a human .

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hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...

hello .

... what, pray tell, is expIoding day .ᐣ i do not believe i've heard of such a thing . 💧

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little guys do not vioIate the terms of a contract . 👺🔪