p🎃ry! @poryout - Bluesky Profile

Burnout 3: Takedown, Literally the Best Racing Game Ever Made

more obscure: Stretch Panic and Graffiti Kingdom are the weird kinda thing you could only get away with on the best-selling console ever.

also Tail Concerto. play Tail Concerto

08.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A ball pit with a cat-like face, ears, paws, and a tail. Two critters with white fur are playing within the ball pit. The multicolored balls are a mix of red, blue, yellow, green, and purple.

daily creature #1315: ball pit

04.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

There I am, Gary! There I am!

03.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(gets home after the most harrowing day of his life) i am a god. i am a fond of infinite energy. i am un-fucking-touchable. i can do anything i set my mind, body, soul, will, thoughts, being, or self to. i am going to sleep in my BED tonight

02.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s a wrap on Furry Studies 2025!! Tears of joy pouring from our tired brains. So much love for all our presenters and attendees. Hoot hoot and happy Halloween everyfurry! 🥰🥰🥰

01.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 69 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 3

i'm currently waiting for my car to be charged in a Fred Meyer this morning after--of fucking course--visiting a fast charger at 6:30 am to find all the spots are taken.

i'm gonna be late for work. lmao

01.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THANK FUCK i had the foresight to bring my wall charger with me.

the (again honestly vastly underpaid) front desk worker and i go to the office next door, owned by the hotel, unscrew a bolted-down outside power outlet, and plug in.
i sleep in my car for the first time.

01.11.2025 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i walk into the lobby and explain my whole Deal.
the. honestly vastly underpaid. overnight front desk worker. and i go over some options. they are basically "get towed" or "who knows when you can charge". i'm the most stressed i have ever been since starting prozac

01.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so i'm looking for Anything. closest i find is a hotel nearby--two chargers, i can stay the night and recharge, then leave in the morning. that's the plan then!

i get to the hotel. one charger is taken. the other is broken. the range estimate on my car is "---".

01.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...when i arrive in the lot with three percent battery and wonder where the hell the charging stations are.

ok. ok Fuck. Where Two then.

01.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

charger i plan to use is at a walmart. this went great on the way up, so i can just use the same thing in the way back. i'm at 95 percent charge so everything is cool.

i put the wrong walmart into waze. i do not realize this until two hours later.

01.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

✨pory's story time✨

driving back and forth for @furrystudies.org -- normally a 4ish hr drive. i have a Leaf, and i'm willing to risk it on the recall--1 percent affected with the problem and all. point is i gotta plan out a charge on the way up.

01.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

fuck off

31.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as an adult, American specifically, probably OTGW. need to set up the yearly rewatch of that.

as a kid, if i had to point to ONE, for several reasons: Gravity Falls. you can link that show to horror, pro wrestling, melodrama, mystery...basically my whole Thing

30.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fell asleep and felt good when i woke up. they're calling him the GNAT (Greatest Napper, All Time)

23.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2-year-old said i sounded like a fart today at work :(

20.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no no no you don't understand. Jerry's entire thing is building guys to snuggle with. he refuses to draw outright porn but he WILL get you to think about getting a GREAT hug

19.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this took me like 20 minutes

15.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0