Milton Fletcher @mfletcher530

two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says `` fire hose '' . ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says `` fire hose '' .

22.06.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His parachute must not have deployed.

07.06.2025 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just because I shot that guy doesn’t mean I’m a murderer.

07.06.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

President Buttigieg is going to have to strip it down to the studs. And of course, fumigate.

06.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make E. coli great again! 🦠

06.06.2025 20:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Convicts love cops! Party time!

06.06.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rodgers couldn’t care less and his teammates know it. That’s why this isn’t going to work.

Steelers trying to duplicate the Favre Vikings. For all his personal faults, Favre was a much better leader.

06.06.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And about 2.6 Trusses.

06.06.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s a living emoji. 🤨

06.06.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Works for me.

06.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adderall vs. Ketamine. This should be on PPV.

05.06.2025 18:41 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Been there so many times.

04.06.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The class of 2024 could be the next class of 1983.

04.06.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s harsh. On my way to see my therapist.

04.06.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who knew Satan was a software developer?

04.06.2025 19:50 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wooden wall ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wooden wall

Who knew there was a hurricane season?

04.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That moron isn’t smart enough to rehearse something and then repeat it.

26.05.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do believe the time for the pee-pee tape has arrived.

26.05.2025 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lauren’s goin’ down! Uh wait, that didn’t come out right… 🤔

23.05.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You make me want to be a better man. 😬

23.05.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t watched in 6 months. Never will again.

23.05.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Offer them better snacks, Governor!

23.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the RFK Jr. approach. 🦠

23.05.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another reason is that they’re stupid and indecent. Who would want to associate with that?

23.05.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Senate hasn’t passed it.

23.05.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t he serving a state sentence of 22 years? The tangerine twatwaffle can’t pardon that.

14.05.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He thinks he’s going to be president in 2028.

14.05.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

14.05.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poop is brown
And urine is yellow
RFK Jr
Is one nasty fellow

13.05.2025 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There once was a man named Pete
Who’s accomplished an amazing feat
He’s now lost 3 planes
Millions down the drain
Maybe soon he’ll lose the whole fleet

11.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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