Your mum catching you having a wank
05.11.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@misfitsuniverse.bsky.social
A nice collection of Masters of the Universe toys and other things monsters and fun. Scotland's most frightened MOTU fan. He/Him. Blue https://www.instagram.com/misfitsoftheuniverse?igsh=MWl0eHU5aTR6cHQxNg==
Your mum catching you having a wank
05.11.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πͺπΌ
02.11.2025 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Diarrhea after consuming a pound of glitter. I feel you βπΌ
29.10.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goddamn, this hit hard
29.10.2025 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sting-Or and Despara coming to kick in your door.
29.10.2025 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lovely
27.10.2025 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Found a wee original pressing of Monster Mash that belonged to my Dad. I don't think it's been played since '62 π
27.10.2025 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The Pie
24.10.2025 21:09 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"hey fuck you ya big punkin bastard" screamed Skeletor
24.10.2025 20:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine them scooping you up and making you forget your troubles.
23.10.2025 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Christ quick, he's choking!!
23.10.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Come in, take your shoes and socks off and get comfy.
21.10.2025 18:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never seen that film
19.10.2025 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Only when they really stick the landing
19.10.2025 00:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just straight up carving π
18.10.2025 18:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This got a healthy farmers laugh out of me.
18.10.2025 15:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doctor Spektor (7209)
17.10.2025 19:23 β π 192 π 26 π¬ 2 π 2Boo!
17.10.2025 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The POS Vince McMahon looking a lot like Dr. Killemoff from Toxic Crusaders here.
17.10.2025 15:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Aw thanks
16.10.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made Halloween cookies but only had a bumble bee cookie cutter.
16.10.2025 17:39 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 1 π 3Here mate, do you want to get off your face?
15.10.2025 06:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πTrick and or treatπ¦
14.10.2025 16:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hiya!
12.10.2025 14:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The box art for the Neca Universal Monster figures is some lovely stuff.
12.10.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This wee bit of trivia about Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee really warms my cockles
11.10.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting into a new stand up comic is very much like getting into a new black metal band. Always a good idea to double check if they're a bad bastard or not.
10.10.2025 08:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big Bruce does have shoulders like a Challah loaf
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