@amurderofbananas.bsky.social
Unpublished author. Unfit CrossFitter. Unstable genius. I have concepts of a life.
Today it’s the children in far off villages. Tomorrow it’ll be your neighbor. After that, there’ll be no one left to stand up for you.
17.07.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you believe that the same administration that is choosing to burn food that it could use to save children won’t eventually choose to allow harm come to you or I someday, then there’s no hope for you.
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Currently building up my Cobra Arctic Strike Patrol (ASP) forces before those damned Joes start venturing North. I need help; should my Arctic Ferret keep the red accents, or should I switch to an Icy Blue?
07.07.2025 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*he is lying
22.06.2025 04:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me all day.
14.06.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could watch this trump v. musk twitter war all day
and I probably will
Took me a few years longer than anticipated, but I finally got accepted to an Ivy League school
24.05.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
Shooting my shot with @theonion.com
02.05.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm really good at keeping secrets because chances are I wasn't listening anyway.
30.04.2025 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuckin child
29.04.2025 03:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unpopular opinion. Malcolm Reynolds is a better Han Solo than Han Solo.
22.04.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who is the brilliant businessman again? 🤷🏼♂️
10.04.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The last new word I learned was kakistocracy, and it terrified me.
The most recent one I learned scares me even more, and it should you too.
Technofeudalism
Who do I speak to about getting paid? Still waiting on my check. 🤷🏼♂️
07.04.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump plays golf spending our taxpayer’s money like it’s free then criticizes others.
President Obama lives rent free in his putrid mind.
#MomSky
🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸
04.04.2025 23:55 — 👍 30412 🔁 9691 💬 810 📌 794
A photo of a political sign that says “trump low prices, Kamala high prices” laying on the ground. The photo is captioned: How about them low prices”
04.04.2025 12:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly what he campaigned on, err wait….
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Grassroots campaign effort. Pass it along.
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Hegseth, the dui hire.
25.03.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
This is what happens when people of low intelligence are given access to Military Intelligence.
The clown show continues on.
If he hates that, just wait until he sees a mirror.
24.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m honestly fine with Cold Harbor being the final episode. Do I want more Severance? Hell yeah! I just don’t want it to limp along.
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